You are! It's called "break" a new synthetic drug created by a government program designed to heighten awareness. All it really does is make you really really nervous, jittery, and paranoid. Your on it all day, every day. But don't worry, the odds are only 4 to 1 that you will stare at the airvents all day wondering if they are gasing you... or watching you... or listening to you... or restructuring your dna with special nanomachines riding on air molecules.
The wish gets undone, but your English teacher is now studying Rapp music.
And the entertainers are suing for back pay. On top of all that The writers will be making sitcoms about Rapping teachers for the next few years.
I wish that Stanly Stinky gets caught and is given a good scrub down
Posted on 2008-07-27 at 06:41:16.
Edited on 2008-07-28 at 00:43:25 by Oko
Oh you wished Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what you'd truly like her to be
'cause if Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Every one would be in love with her.
She is. Everyone loves her. Including your family, friends, and relatives. Because of their undying devotion towards Oko, she becomes the ruler of the known world. Oh yes, and there is no love left for anyone else. Just as a emphazitation (is that a word? cause if not it totally should be) that means noone loves you.
I wish I had the power to provoke love (to anyone I choose) in anyone instantly.
Granted. This Honest to God minion is honest to his true master. God. Fat lotta good it does you but everyone gets a new biblethumpin fire and brimstone send you all to heck preacher. Thanks... this makes you lots of friends.