The monkey does not know how to sail and your yacht hits an iceberg and sinks.

I wish I was yellow.

MUSTARD yellow. Kids mistake you for a school bus and climb on you every morning.



I wish I didn't have to grocery shop tonight.

Yo don't go grocery shopping, I go for you... ut I olnly buy bananas and rum.

I wish I had some bananas and rum...

You do...but you don't wanna know where you put them *hint hint*


I wish I was like all whoa!!!

but in a baaaaad way




I wish I could be everywhere all at once

You end up way to close to me. All the time.


I wish I was up, up and away!

you got it but it became so hard to handle you had to eat it and you ended up getting the chuga luga disease which dissolved all your 'essential' pieces and parts.



I wish I could wish and it not be corrupted.

Your wish is granted, you are a fish in an endless search for someone searching for you, but you never find anyone who is searching for you.

I wish I were an elf.

You are an elf. I eat you.


I wish I wasn't addicted to eating elves.

You no longer crave elves. You now have an insatiable appetite for Fairies after your doctor suggested you lower your cholesterol.



I wish I was a fairy

I eat you.


I wish I was a real...puppet?

you are, and lysk makes you do the chacha and pick your nose on a daily basis and we name you... Pinochio!!!




i wish that games i post in don't die

It is such, as you are henceforth banned from all games.



I wish for some disco lemonade!

You get 5 gallons of it and drink it all down at once but then spend the rest of the day in the bathroom.



I wish Grugg would slow down on his posts.

It doesn't happen. Some wishes cannot be granted!


I wish L would slow down on those chickens...she's eaten 5 already!