Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: hehehe
ammo box in. . .
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 07:47:44.
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Topic: New to D&D
Subject: Ody. . .
If Buddha looks like THAT, I'm running! 
A similar pic can be found on the cover of PHB2 for 3.5. DMG2 also has a cover reminiscent of the original DMG artwork, nice tip of the hat to how it all began.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 07:29:15.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: qwerty
It spits out Captain Rochefourt of the Cardinal's Guards in "Three Musketeers (Disney)"
I feed it nasal spray and peanuts.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 06:37:11.
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Topic: New to D&D
Subject: Haha
Okay, what is the artwork on the cover on your Dungeon Master's Guide? That'll clear things up in a jiffy!
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 22:02:10.
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Topic: New to D&D
Subject: Holy Schnikes!
We appear to have attracted a bona-fide dinosaur--er, ahem--a stalwart practitioner of an oft-forgotten and venerated edition! Huzzah!
It might be a little difficult to round up players of OD&D, but they are here somewhere *looks under rock, then barstool, then table*. I, too, remember those storied days of yesteryear when being a Dwarf or Elf was not just a race, but a class as well! Pull up a chair and sit a spell, woncha? I'll just sit on the floor as no chair can hold me.
Welcome to your new digital home, Michael (you. . .wouldn't happen to be a deva, or planetar, or archon of some kind, wouldja? Paladins make me nervous enough!)! Here's a stein of spiced mead and bouquet of wildflowers for ya! I see Meri got you a towel, hold onto it.
Please check out our resident webcomics, Loaded Dice and Old Wizard, and vote each day for the Inn at the home page!
*Tail Wags!*
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 19:11:21.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Aaaand Ody's off the wagon. . .
It spits out a Gravy Golem, and he's on the rampage!
Hide yo' roast beef!
Hide yo' mashed potatoes!
I feed it Dum-Dum pops and hot sauce.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:42:58.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: No offense, Rerelae
dire dust bunnies. . .
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:31:13.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: Think again, young one. . .
I am a lowly Rust Monster that hungrily caresses the screw with his feelers, turning it to rust, then nibbles it until it is gone.
(yes, creepy verbiage, I don't care.)
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:28:08.
Edited on 2010-11-06 at 16:28:55 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Success!
You survive the Half-Orc constables and their Sobriety Checkpoint at the East Gate of Saltmarsh. Personally, I think it's a case of entrapment as the East Gate has no less than five taverns nearby.
(You are a quick study, Chessicfayth!  )
I roll a Sense Motive Check
(How did I hide my horns and wings disguised as a tree? Wowzers, that was a good check!)
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 16:20:17.
Edited on 2010-11-05 at 16:23:09 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Oboy
unsheathed feather dusters. . .
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 16:03:25.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: qwerty
Fail, the escalator laughs at your futile attempts!
I roll a Disguise Check
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 15:46:10.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Success
Lindsay Lohan totally swears you've recovered! The rest of us are not so sure.
I roll a Search Check
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 13:52:02.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: But then. . .
I am the bolt cutters that snip the finger on which the One Ring rests, and "down will come finger, One Ring and all," into a bottomless chasm.
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 12:20:18.
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Topic: New to the Game
Subject: I don't have a cool banner. . .
But as promised, Chessic, I do have for you a tall stein of spiced mead and a fresh bouquet of flowers from Valhalla (one of Odin's ravens came so close to spotting me!), and a fluffy face towel to mop up any excess Eol-dribbledrool.
So glad you finally found us!
I was living for a dream,
loving for a moment
Taking on the world,
that was just my style
Now I look into your eyes,
I can see forever
The search is over,
you were with me all the while
--Survivor
Welcome to your new digital home! Please check out our resident webcomics, Loaded Dice and Old Wizard, and vote each day for the Inn at the home page!
*TAIL WAGS!!*
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 00:01:37.
Edited on 2010-11-05 at 00:04:38 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Is there Bacon Gravy? The mind reels. . .
Bacon!
Ody, you keep up this fixation on you-know-what and there might be a title change in it for you!
"Gravy Boat"
"Gravy Ladle"
"Gravy on the Side"
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 11:30:14.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: Watch this, Mr. Frodo!
I am a Halfling who tickles Ody until he pees himself, then takes the gravy for my own!
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 11:22:54.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: Because "Truth or Consequences, New Mexico" is too long
Consequences of failure
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 11:08:43.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Awww, you rolled a 1
And the nefarious Gravy Golem consumes YOU!
Funny, I've never before seen a Golem with the Ooze subtype.
I roll a Perform (Oratory) Check.
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 10:46:34.
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Topic: Order of the Stick
Subject: How evil is that kingdom?
It's so evil they fill parade balloons with the screams of enslaved air elementals! 
Remind me never to game with Rich Burlew--there's no way my logic can repel deviousness of that magnitude!
Posted on 2010-11-04 at 10:37:02.
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Topic: AMC's The Walking Dead
Subject: Ditto
Ever since Romero, good Zombie media is about the survivors.
Although "Bub" from "Day of the Dead" was a little interesting early take on possible Zombo Rehab.
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 13:35:53.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Red meat's not bad for you--green fuzzy meat, on the other hand
Ripe
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 13:17:58.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: What's the DVM's warranty, anyway?
It spits out that dog from an old Warner Brothers cartoon who commanded his cat lackey to rob the butcher shop for him "And don't forget the gravy!"
(Since a lot of Innmates are too young to remember this one: the 'toon ends with the dog stuffed to the gills with ill-gotten meat and unable to move. The cat then puts a funnel in the dog's mouth and maliciously proceeds to force-feed him what appears to be a 5-gallon jug of gravy.)
I feed it some watercress, bean sprouts and ginger ale--for some reason it doesn't look too well.
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 13:14:35.
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Topic: AMC's The Walking Dead
Subject: Thoughts on casting thus far
I hope we see more of Lennie James ("Morgan") in the show. He's simply too good an actor to have as a one-off. Nice to see from the previews that Michael Rooker will make at least one appearance this season. Now if they can get John Diehl (my favorite living character actor) that'll be a coup. Let's not forget Jeffrey DeMunn, who made a brief appearance in the pilot (he was the older gentleman in the group of survivors outside Atlanta).
If only Dick Miller was alive to take part in this. . .
(ps Back when I did read comics regularly, I had an uncanny knack for subscribing to those titles that would get discontinued after a year or less. So in hindsight never having read the comic series was probably a good thing.)
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 11:03:03.
Edited on 2010-11-03 at 11:06:48 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: I'm going off the plate on a. . .
Gravy Train
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 00:27:53.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: end of sentence
with shrieking eels!
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 00:22:31.
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