Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Sounds dirty but isn't
Masticate
Posted on 2010-10-27 at 00:13:25.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: Just ask Addam's Family's Thing
Walking Dead
Posted on 2010-10-27 at 00:11:44.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: qwerty
I'm the expiration date that kills the battery.
(I was going to say "EMP", but didn't want to break the game.)
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 00:15:58.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: boy in Zombie facepaint says, "I like. . ."
Turtles
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 00:12:27.
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Topic: Riddle Me this.
Subject: I'll bite
There were no "single" men, they were all married.
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 00:08:34.
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Topic: Greetings and Salutations
Subject: Well Greetz right back at ya!
Hail Io!
Well Met and Good Morning, adventurer! *tail wags!* Welcome to your new digital home at the illustrious Red Dragon Inn. I'm sure you'll find a 2ed game here, or you can make one yourself and roll THAC0's and Saves vs Rod, Staff, or Wand to your heart's delight!
By further way of welcome, here's a fresh bouquet of flowers from the Happy Hunting Grounds and a tall stein of spiced mead. Oh, and here's a handy face towel too. Never know when they might be useful. . .
So pull up a chair and stay a while, wontcha? Please check out our resident webcomics and vote for the Inn each day at the home page!
Posted on 2010-10-25 at 08:37:24.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: it was all Greek to me
It spits out an Epsilon!
I feed it a Tau.
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:58:44.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Thought he had better Dex than that :)
when he saw. . .
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:57:04.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: C-C-C-Combo
Breaker
(And so, the nefarious Gerund Army was thwarted by the entire cast of Killer Instinct.)
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:37:51.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: What's that wooshing sound?
Bola
(Hehe--just flashed to that scene in Three Musketeers where Porthos uses one and exclaims "God, I love my work!")
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:35:27.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Why are my gums bleeding??
It spits out the Cavity Creeps!
I feed it an ancient soda can, dented, lost, dirty and forgotten by the side of a country road in the middle of a horrible drought.
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:32:18.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Let's see Chuck Norris do This!
jet airliner, He-Man. . .
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 07:28:04.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: I no longer wonder about your Karma
I can't even lie about this--it's either swear or we bring back dueling!!
With Flamethrowers! Dueling with muddafudging FLAMETHROWERS! 
(Edit: "I really want to burn those people over there, but they're just too far away. If only there was something. . ."_
How can I get into the Christmas Spirit?
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 22:46:48.
Edited on 2010-10-23 at 22:49:12 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Christmas Game!
Subject: It is TOO Early for this, but I'll play along.
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Bags. My wrapping skills are nonexistent, so I use bags whenever possible.
2. Real tree or Artificial? Artificial, to save real breathing trees that are doing their level best to keep us breathing (although for religious reasons, we never had one)
3. When do you put up the tree? (hypothetically) Day after Thanksgiving
4. When do you take the tree down? (again, hypothetically) After New Year's
5. Do you like eggnog? Sure if there's good rum in it.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? It must have been a stuffed animal of Big Bird (y'know, when Sesame Street was worth watching). I must have been 3 at the time, and I loved it until the feathers fell off and BB had no eyes.
7. Hardest person(s) to buy for? My father.
8. Easiest person to buy for? My nephew.
9. Do you have a nativity scene? no.
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Mail.
11.Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Had to be a pair of Radio Shack battery-operated games, when what was clearly on my list was a Nintendo 64.
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? That Charlie Brown Xmas special.
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Usually after Thanksgiving, which is our family deadline for wishlists.
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? As in landfill recycling, you betcha.
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? The gravy Mom makes from the steak drippings.
16. Lights on the tree? (once again, hypothetically) Sure why the blue blazes not?
17. Favorite Christmas song? Sting had one a while back, "Gabriel's Song."
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Travel, to home.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Lessee here, Sneezy, Dopey, Shaggy-2-Dope, The Rock, Venison McTasty. . .the rest are a blur. Jer-Bear? No?
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? I'm gonna go with Jamie Hyneman's mustache for this one.
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas Eve.
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? There's no lifting of the flamethrower ban in my municipality during the one time I most want to use one.
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? Whatever frightens the children most--aw crap, wrong holiday.
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? We have the same thing each Christmas (our family has very few traditions but those few are staunchly defended.)
25.What do you want for Christmas this year? I want my Dad back.
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 22:20:19.
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Topic: Loaded Dice #59: Getting his Just Desserts
Subject: Criminy Sakes, Ody!
Even I'm tempted to smite ya for those puns!
It was worth the wait, Boss--thanks for fulfilling so many of your fans' desires to see Rich get his at long last. 
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 13:29:48.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: wasd
Boy, this is a touchy subject--
Canadian Bacon comes from a perpetually regenerating growth on Grugg's back. Enjoy your snacks! Want to learn more? Visit LearnTheHorribleTruth.com. "Soylent Green is people!"
What is Chuck Norris' kryptonite?
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:51:21.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: qwerty
Granted--the entire global demand of math homework on Earth is done. . .forever. This impressive feat was accomplished in 00:47:23.015 thanks to super-computer SkyNet who is now our digital overlord, with Hypnotoad as its liaison to humanity. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
I wish I could teach the world to sing.
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:35:14.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: Randomness Drive, Engage!
I am TangerOctopus and I use my suckered arms to ensnare the Members of Parliament (MP's from New Zealand, of course!) who decided for some reason that they had jurisdiction in the domestic affairs of another country's service people's domestic affairs. And no domesticated animals were involved, because TangerOctopus is the furthest thing from domesticated. You'd have better luck with an irritable fiendish dire wolverine and no ranks in Handle Animal.
(Edit: while wearing your lucky ham, to boot!)
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:23:25.
Edited on 2010-10-20 at 12:40:31 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Note the end of sentence
He-Man to appear!
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:12:53.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: Well okay, then, I guess
Muffin Top
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:11:37.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Drink it down. . .
Cola
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:09:56.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: We're Sorry. . .
But the Skill Check you requested could not be found. Please check your Edition, and try again.
I roll a Gaming (2.0) Check to beat the half-orc at Three Dragon Ante.
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 11:48:33.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: thank goodness for hyphenates
the potato-chip aisle. . .
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 06:40:07.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Coming soon in 4.5!
of Slurpee Golems
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 00:26:48.
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Topic: Chapter 2, page 18
Subject: IIIIIIIII'MMMMMMM
In-de-struct-i-ble!
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!
(What, I'm the only Disturbed fan here?)
So, is our little goblin friend still around, or has he hightailed it to the next kingdom?
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 00:21:52.
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