Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Ody's never watched South Park, I'll bet.
Granted! You learn the mystic and eldritch art of making wine--from beets. Despite the most lavish advertising and promotion campaign of all time, the beet wine fails horribly. At least it pairs well with borscht! Filet Mignon? Enh, not so much.
I wish for the "Lost" finale to be rewritten.
Posted on 2010-08-12 at 11:29:52.
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Topic: How Did You First Find Red Dragon Inn?
Subject: How Did You First Find Red Dragon Inn?
Hello, All!
In reading many different threads across the different Forum categories, I've noticed that Innmates leave clues as to how they found their way here to RDI. The Web is a vast expanse of digital territory, and as much as we love rdinn.net, it is but one of *Carl Sagan's voice* billions and billions of sites in the "digiverse." So, how about it? One place to share all our stories of blind stumbling exploration, numerous browser searches, or perhaps a friend grabbed your hand and flung you through the front door--how did you get here?
When I got this laptop, the first computer of my own, and arranged Internet service, I headed straight for Google and started searching anything related to D&D. Being frugal, I was keen on any free information to download, and hit AD&D Downloads. After scarfing a few free adventures, I was hungry for more, so I clicked the link to RPG Life and lurked a bit. I liked what I saw there and read many posts and after a time, became interested in the rdinn.net link, clicked it, and found a much cozier site, one that I felt would be more gentle and welcoming than other forum sites. Boy, was it ever! This site alone makes my Internet bill worth it.
Posted on 2010-08-12 at 10:55:09.
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Topic: Myth Breakers #4: The Pen and the Sword
Subject: Message subject cannot be blank
A Minotaur in ballerina costume? He might have to make a cameo in my tabletop game!
Never trust White Rabbits when RP'ing is involved. . .
In the penultimate panel, maybe Bob's eyes could have bugged out a little there. He's in the firm clutches of a large (maybe even huge) clawed hand, after all.
As always, these are fun fillers--any chance of becoming a regular comic?
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 12:29:01.
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Topic: High School Troubles, Stress, and Woe is Me!
Subject: *peeks around corner*
So. . .how was it?
Just to put a smile on yer face, in case you need one. . .
*strikes heroic pose* O Princess, My Princess!
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 12:02:25.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: They got their invites in the. . .
Mail
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:53:33.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: And some are Brits
Bloke
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:51:58.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: He nearly single-handedly saved music in the 90's, imo
^ Advised me: "Don't Drink the Water"
< Spent an afternoon watching "Ants Marching"
V Has "So Much To Say"
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:33:54.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: He moved out of Chris Griffin's closet?
was a monkey
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:26:18.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Nonsense
Nalfeshnee Overlords' Nocturnal Enterprises Sometimes Exclude Nontenured Sages' Ethics.
(So, we didn't like "Yrthaks," huh? Mayhaps you would have preferred "Yugoloths"?  )
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:22:33.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Pesky alien overlords. . .
It spits out Zartan and the Dreadnoks!
(This may take a teensy bit of explanation: Zartan was a character in G.I. Joe cartoons and comic books. His flunkies were called the Dreadnoks. One of these 'side-kicks' [what Sancho Panza was to Don Quixote] was named Monkeywrench. They were all bikers, so I'm certain a tire-iron was involved somehow--mundane tool, improvised weapon, eating utensil, etc.)
I feed it Mr. Bill and a cheese grater.
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 11:06:45.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: To our Innmates heading off to high school! Be. . .
Courageous!
New Word
Basement
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 10:54:08.
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Topic: Rhyming Game
Subject: How about an ASE patch?
Ford
Posted on 2010-08-11 at 10:50:41.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Eight Legged Freaks 2
that the Druid
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 12:07:53.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Turkey bacon is NOT bacon!
Super-Drider lunged hungrily
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 08:36:58.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Seconded! *ducks under a table*
All Hail Grugg the Mighty!
Grugg the Merciful!
Grugg the Magnanimous!
We'll be right back after these important messages from Effexor XR!
(Edit: Do you have any idea how ridiculous I look right now after ducking under the table? Currently, there is a table in the common room that seems to be hovering at head level to most everyone else here at the Inn. And furthermore--*reaches over table* Yep, my _horns_ are sticking through the top of it. Great. I am wearing this table as a hat. *tosses coins to nearest Mod* Sorry 'bout the damages. If my comical table-hat is enough to appease Grugg and save Ody from his ire. . .totally worth it.)
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 08:33:01.
Edited on 2010-08-10 at 11:35:52 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Munching Time?
and innocent Druid
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 00:32:06.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: qwerty
I am a Wraith from Stargate Atlantis and I feed upon Kull with my palm-mounted "Joy Buzzer of Doom" thingys.
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 00:20:39.
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Topic: High School Troubles, Stress, and Woe is Me!
Subject: Wow!
Ditto everything all these wise Innmates have posted here. Remember to be yourself and nobody's fool. We have hands to applaud your achievements, and shoulders to cry on.
Hugs available on demand!
Posted on 2010-08-10 at 00:07:43.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: *stares in derpitude*
I'm pretty sure our little ship has indeed reached Ludicrous Speed.
"My Brains are going into my Feet! Stop this thing!"
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 12:53:04.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: Yes! "UHF" reference! +1, Miko!
I am Thulsa Doom, of Doom Demolitions LLC, and your library has been condemned by the City Elders. We regret to inform you your building is slated for implosion 10:05am August 9 2010.
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 11:28:29.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Lucas' heart still beats--prepare the 7 holy daggers. . .
Our mothers secretly fear the prophecy that one day the vegetables will attain sentience and rise up against those who raised them on farms only to be eaten by the humans and other animals raised by humans. Kind of like The Matrix. By insisting we eat our veggies, they are preparing us to engage in mortal combat with the super-vegetables that will inevitably seek our lives. Genetically-engineered wheat, corn and others fulfill a major part of the prophecy.
They are coming. They hate us. Eat Them First!
Is there any woman in the galaxy Captain Kirk is not attracted to?
(Edit: "7 holy daggers"=Omen reference)
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 11:20:14.
Edited on 2010-08-09 at 11:22:36 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: New too online rping
Subject: That's why Towlie says, "If you see Eol, better have a towel"
Hail, Digdagdeg!
*hands over fluffy absorbent towel*
So good to meet the new folk here at the Red Dragon Inn! *shakes hand* I bring you joyous tidings of spiced mead and flowers!
So, already you're itchin' to get into a game? That's the spirit I like to see here. Choose your edition and your theme, there's bound to be something here to suit your fancy--and if, perish the thought, there isn't, go make a game and run it yourself! The limits are truly up to you (within the RDI Terms of Service and the grace of the Mods. Some games not for use with some editions. Restrictions may apply. See t_catt11 or any other Purple Power Person for details. Past performance not a guarantee of future return on effort.)
And now that my perfunctory tongue-in-cheek schtick is done. . .
Really it is good to have you roaming our hallowed halls. We do like it civil and clean here, so please behave. Check out the webcomics and vote each day at the home page.
Ah, and Beware the FaceLick!
Posted on 2010-08-09 at 11:04:42.
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Topic: Grants for building schools
Subject: Grants
Well, Tus, your first step would be grants.gov . It's a daunting website, but they do have a downloadable PDF guide (around 53KB). I could send it to the email you have attached to your user profile or you could snatch it up yourself. I know Kevin Trudeau has at least one book specially aimed at free government money and that may be a good resource for you. Also, a local library may be able to help narrow your search parameters to find the grants most suited to your specific goal--simply applying to many grants you think are the ones you want will be a waste of time.
Good Luck!
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 15:54:04.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 8 on each side makes 16. End of Sentence, btw
she is Super-Drider (Exclamation Point)
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 15:29:11.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: He shall remain nameless
It spits out a 4ed fanboy. He won't shut up about how there's no downside to picking non-human player races and how his wizard never has to say "I reach for my crossbow" thanks to at-will powers.
Have fun selling back mundane equipment--oh, you can't. How sad for you! You're a fighter and found a cleric-only magic item? It's only worth one-fifth of it's market value if you sell it? I cry for you. Really.
(If you play 4ed and are having fun with it, that's really all that matters. I have my issues, and don't mean to inflict them on the rest of you.)
I feed it Bruce Campbell and a screenplay by David Mamet.
Posted on 2010-08-07 at 15:24:24.
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