Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: *triple-take* Hunh?
^ Weasel Stomping Day
< White and Nerdy
V It's All About the Pentiums
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 14:01:33.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: I remember 8-tracks!
It spits out New Zealand singing sensation Wing crooning her melodious alto version of "Fernando"
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, fernando
All the while dabbing her forehead with a parchment on which is scribed "Otto's Irresistible Dance." It gets hot in the limelight, you know.
I feed it a skateboard, a videocamera, and a Kobold
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 13:41:07.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Demure _and_ Resolute? I like it!
^ I'm Going Slightly Mad
< I Want It All
V Fat Bottomed Girls (Make My Rockin' World Go 'Round)
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 13:26:50.
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Topic: Hey, I'm new here
Subject: Forum Intimidation Check Failed
Not to be contrary towards Shield Wolf, but I personally find these forums to be cozy and comfy, with a high degree of Snuggle Freshness. I've checked out similar sites, such as a certain Giant's Playground, and while they have some cool toys, the wait for the swings is unbelievable.
Here at RDI, everybody gets a chance, be it the seesaws, the swings, the slides (all three of them!) that rocket-ship thing made of galvanized pipe--good times!
Race ya to the log fort, Black_Gypsy00!
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 13:09:31.
Edited on 2010-06-24 at 13:11:12 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Loaded Dice #49: Speak for Yourself!
Subject: So jealous
Totally want multicolored "Trust Me, I'm a DM" shirt.
Mine's all monochrome. :-/
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 03:55:09.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Indeed! For the Homonculus is now
Humongous
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 03:51:34.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Then we'll have to file a
Tort
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 03:50:25.
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Topic: Hi, I'm new here
Subject: Newbies Ahoy!
And a very happy un-birthday, gjm-mn!!
So pleased to have you onboard! Here, *offers bouquet of flowers* oh, and let's not forget this *produces flask of spiced mead* and, lessee here. . .ah, yes, this too will be important soon *hands over a large absorbent towel*.
Remember to check out our resident webcomic, Loaded Dice, and vote each day at the home page.
Now get to posting! This ship doesn't sail on just unicorns and rainbows, ya know!
Posted on 2010-06-24 at 03:47:28.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Let's make a. . .
Pact
Posted on 2010-06-23 at 03:42:18.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: a dire rat with prestige class levels. . .
Chupacabra!
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 15:10:11.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: then stepped on a
Tack
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:47:18.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Yabba-dabba-doo!
It spits out Oil of Olay Timeless Feet Treatment!
The DVM then takes Ody's hint, gets up, finds the BP president, and breaks off all six of its feet in his tuchis. About time someone, or in this case something, did.
I feed it my Lost DVD's and a Garmin
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:40:54.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Doggone it! That means we have to use the. . .
Cart (pull, Meatwad, pull!)
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:33:50.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: O.o?
("If I do it, I get a whuppin'. I do it." --Bugs Bunny)
Success!
But now, you must roll 32 consecutive Athletics checks to outrun an enraged Eol who chose to forsake his Will Save to avoid the rage, by the way. The DC begins at 10, but each successive check carries a cumulative +1 to the DC. Must reach 20 successes before 2 failures.
(see, I'm trying to adapt to 4ed!)
I roll a Sense Motive Check (but I'm not sure why, the DM just said I needed to do it.)
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:29:05.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Do we get to take the
Tram?
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:19:21.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: To continue (with as much respect as I can muster)
Moll
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:17:11.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: Thar be magic afoot, lads!
Steelight, I think there's more than meets the eye when it comes to our friendly neighborhood werebear! I once saw him post once, only to have it show up Three Times. Postus Triplicatus! The ability to pull your august self into situations beyond your ken has to be the least of his paranormal abilities. We're talking about someone who memorized the THAC0 and saving throw progression for seven classes in 2nd Edition, all the way to level 20! He has powers, man!
Blimey! 'E's capable o' miracles, that one!
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 14:13:47.
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Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: "NO." rotflol times pi!!!
Dear Twinkie and Icecream,
I kno dis drow. He has a sick sense of humor. He hit me wit his weppons and we laugh as I heel up like notting happend! He bought my book and I got "royaltees," which make Ogre so happy! Dis drow happy wit my book and wit his bonus Gruntpoot and all his frends bought my book and we all have happy times togedder. Yes Ogre like dis drow. He has bootiful hair.
Still iffy on da green eggs and ham, tho.
Aimiably,
Ogre
Dear Ogre,
I am in a dungeon, and I see a large green face carved into the wall. The face has large, staring eyes, horns, and a huge gaping mouth. What should I do? Help me, Ogre--you're my only hope!
Nervously Yours,
Uncle Trapspringer
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 13:59:38.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Meanwhile, in Conference Room 13
The misadventurous Djinn meets with your CEO, COO, CFO, and VP of HR on the QT where they all brainstorm (it was really more of a drizzle). After bandying about buzzwords like "synergy" and "critical event process flow," they decide to put all management on low fat, high-protein diets for two quarters of the fiscal year. At the end of the program's term, the high-performing section leaders will be retained on the payroll at current salary and benefits. As for the rest, they are to be ground into extra-lean hamburger, packaged into discrete one-pound portions, packaged, shipped and sold at Whole Foods Grocery.
(Edit: Yes, they _had_ to be packaged _Twice!_)
Is that why my hands are shaking? I'll just shop Walmart, thanks anway. Hey, Soylent Green was organic, too!
I wish for Christopher Walken to guest-DM at my tabletop game.
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 13:46:07.
Edited on 2010-06-22 at 13:49:30 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: while the Rangers Rapid-Fire all dayyyy!
Rats of Doom.
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 13:36:07.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ah, I see where you're going with this
Bird
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 14:57:21.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: saying the Censored Words. . .
featuring discounts for
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 14:52:34.
Edited on 2010-06-20 at 14:53:16 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Next on Dirty Jobs
^ Cleaner of Bill the Cat's litterbox
< Hairdresser for Cousin Itt
V Haberdasher for a Hydra
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 14:49:25.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: On Belay!
We just don't have the bandwidth for that.
Hey, if it makes you feel better, I had to look up "pollination."
May you see fewer red squiggly lines henceforth!
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 14:47:03.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: toady? Toady?!!
*POOF!* the addle-pated Djinn bequeaths unto you a Thesaurus--in Braille. Oh, frabjous day!
I wish for no more new flavors of Mountain Dew, ever!
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 14:32:47.
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