Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Been over a month
What's NOT so great about 4ed Eladrin? What rock have you been under? Eladrin are the new super-cool race! They have no silly penalties that keep new PC's at first level forever while their comrades reap the benefits of normal level progression. We're so hot now, the Elves from Lord of the Rings would give their eyeteeth to be one of us! Who wants to play as a 4ed Elf? Derpy Newbs, that's who. All the hip players just flock to the Eladrin camp. Why, Justin Bieber just tweeted that he wants to play an Eladrin in an all-Eladrin party! Miley Cyrus updated her Facebook status: OMG! I gotta play the Rouge (sic) character!" Even Kevin Costner has joined up as the Wizard of the party, so says his MySpace page. Paris Hilton's got a YouTube vid in which she proclaims Eladrin Warlords are "totally yummers!" Oh, and who will DM this fantastic all-Eladrin, all-celeb 4ed par-tayy? None other than Perez Hilton! ZOMG! Eladrin Rule!!!
(I think I'm going to spew--gimme a second, here.)
Who is to really blame for the Gulf Oil Spill disaster?
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 13:05:38.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: And only time will. . .
Tell
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:45:53.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: 3.14195
Shoal
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:44:23.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Thank. You. Google!
It spits out a rubber chicken.
I feed it a KFC Double Down.
(At the risk of embarrassing myself, that was a Spongebob reference you were making, sunow4?)
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:33:01.
Edited on 2010-07-30 at 12:41:53 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Fireballs keep the Trolls in line!
The Addle-pated Djinn has heard your plea for polar avian companionship--and has sent you to Antarctica. Seeing as how this is Summer here, you are unfortunately not properly dressed for the climate. Oh, and if it's Summer here, it's actually Winter down there. And it's very, very dark. You can barely see your new penguin pet. It is only a matter of time before you fail enough Fortitude and Will Saves and you eat it. And then inevitably turn into a popsicle.
Maybe you should have wished for a Pengin Chinpokomon. I hear they were rather rare.
I wish to be Chinpokomon Master!
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:19:33.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: *tail wags*
Fusion
Meri! I've missed seeing you around the old Posting Games!
  
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:08:30.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Error 404--Tagline Not Found
canine ear mites
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 12:00:47.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: qwerty
Bowl
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 11:58:59.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: EEEeEEwwwWWW
Gimme the bag o' coals, as my creature type (Extraplanar, {On Vacation}, Lawful, Ba'atezu) makes me immune to fire. Even if I could be harmed by fire, Gimme The Bag O' Coals!
I just keep flashing to the Old Woman In the Bathtub from "The Shining" ICK! ICK! GAG! HURLP! I would change my alignment to Chaotic Good rather than wed THAT!
Maybe I could wed her, and she could just get caught unprepared in an errant Meteor Swarm (Oh, No!) and I would forever wistfully mourn her tragic end.
Nah, the coals, if you please.
Okay, kiddies--Fight a Rust Monster with the Blackrazor from White Plume Mountain, or fight 50 zombies with a masterwork wooden club?
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 11:47:32.
Edited on 2010-07-30 at 11:50:56 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Why are you blushing?
Yes, Mr. Jeffries is funnier than Dat Phan. Assuming your parents let you watch/listen to Jim Jeffries, you may as well check out Rodney Carrington. That is, unless heavy Southern accents make you flee in horror. Having lived in Virginia all my life (the past several decades all in the same county) and surrounded by voices that exude the twang of banjos and fiddles, I am immune to any such vocal assault. Heck, in my normal speaking voice, I have little or no accent and have been told I sound like I come from Delaware.
Accalia, pardon me for sounding a bit patronizing, but honestly I think there's more appropriate comedic fare out there for you. Have you ever heard of Brian Regan?
No, really--look him up on YouTube.
Posted on 2010-07-30 at 11:31:47.
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Topic: Bored... Always Bored...
Subject: ?
You, my friend, are ensconced within the hallowed halls of the Red Dragon Inn. Boredom--is not an option. Not. An. Option.
Post. Vote. Chat. Play. DM. PM. Applaud. Smite. Create. Critique. Reply. Originate. Emote. Lurk, if nothing else.
Make Friends.
Pick a new Avatar (not that anything's wrong with the current one, mind you)
Submit a new Avatar.
Read the staff Blogs.
Read the Webcomics.
Get FaceLicked.
Face it, this is going to become your digital home away from home, so explore it! You could spend a week digesting everything in the Audalis tab alone!
I hereby banish your boredom.
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 12:44:47.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Last Comic Standing--First season
As a huge fan of stand-up, I watched the whole first season of that show. I'm still dumbfounded at how Dat Phan won the final showdown. Rich Vos should have taken that show easily. Phan's Comedy Central special (part of the grand prize) was such a snoozefest for me. Yes, we get it--you're Vietnamese, and your parents still haven't quite assimilated into American culture. Miss Margaret Cho beat that horse quite soundly some years back, so please move on!
Who else is funnier than Dat Phan?
Steven Wright. (I used to get his jokes. What happened?)
Dane Cook. (His work has suffered of late.)
Bobby Lee. (Will always be funnier than Dat Phan.)
Tom Green. (Making faux love to a dead moose is still better than Phan.)
Rita Rudner. (Classy and incisive.)
Andy Dick. (He literally facelicked almost the entire panel at William Shatner's roast. If for nothing else (and little else comes to mind.) gotta give him props.)
Carrot Top. ('Roid Rage and all.)
(Edit: This isn't meant to be an exhaustive list, just an illustrative one. Phan is a hack in my opinion and I would pay to see any of the one listed before going to see Phan for free.)
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 12:11:06.
Edited on 2010-07-29 at 12:22:46 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Oh, it's not just new. . .
By golly, it's Mint in the Box! It's a Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 V-spec Nur Limited Track Edition. Brought to you by Mattel and Hot Wheels. Hey, did I mention it has that neato color-shifting paint?
I wish for 20 new people to join RDI and post introductions today.
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:51:01.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Island you have to pay to get on?
Atoll
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:42:51.
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Topic: Rhyming Game
Subject: qwerty
Soared
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:39:18.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: "The first one." Best running joke in Shaun of the Dead
I, too, will choose the first one. If it's solid, I can teleport or wish myself out. If it's not solid--yeah, uh, these wings aren't just for show.
"Pit used 'Fly.' It was effective!" 
Would you rather reverse your age 5 years with all the knowledge you have now, or reverse it 15 years with the same knowledge you had then?
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:31:59.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: *Lightbulb!!*
I am the bottle that captures the lightning. It doesn't happen that often, but it's awesome when it does.
(Good one, sunow4. I was actually scratching my head wondering what the frak beats lightning.  )
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:14:34.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: O.o
covered in tinier
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:07:42.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: They are on the loose! Seriously! Not kidding!
It spits out 10,000 bedbugs that can go 18 months between feedings (true!)
I feed it a walnut
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:03:43.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: Pickles and. . .
Jamb
(you find them around doors)
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 11:01:25.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Success!
Wow, a natural 20, too! I guess that explains why a hundred tween girls mobbed you, certain that you were Justin Bieber.
I roll a Search Check.
Posted on 2010-07-29 at 10:59:20.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Spontaneously (Whew!)
Surely, Picking On Nervous Tieflings Almost Never Ever Occurs Under the Supervision of Lawful Yrthaks?
Posted on 2010-07-28 at 12:47:41.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Magma Faucet
Volcano
Posted on 2010-07-28 at 12:35:56.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Oh the adventures we have
^ Sipping a pint at the Prancing Pony, and amazed that "it comes in Pints?!"
< Busy putting a crotchety old man in his place who declared that I "shall not pass." Listen, beardy, I'm just passing through--I had no idea the bridge of Khazad-Um was a TOLL bridge, okay?
V Explaining the wonders of potatoes and the myriad ways they can be used in cooking to a skinny homeless "little person" with meth-mouth.
Posted on 2010-07-28 at 12:31:12.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Haven't tried them, but these make great sushi
Eels
(It's called Unagi, and it is so awesomely good!!)
Posted on 2010-07-28 at 12:13:12.
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