Topic: I'm so bored...
Subject: Was so bored. . .
Was so bored at work that I actually spent time on this idiotic work-skills-related trivia game.
But I'm on vacation now (YAY)
Posted on 2010-01-08 at 16:51:22.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: COBRAAAA!
Oh, definitely the Joes--they can't shoot for anything!
Okay would you rather be a bullywug or a kopru?
sorry that's all I got since it's too frickin' COLD!
Posted on 2010-01-07 at 13:27:04.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: Which led me to a fave movie
Monster Squad!
Posted on 2010-01-07 at 04:46:08.
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Topic: 1800 By Valentine's Day!
Subject: 1800 By Valentine's Day!
Yes! 1700 members at the Red Dragon Inn. W00T! I propose a quest for the Innmates. Resolved: to achieve 1800 registered members by Valentine's Day. More members=more votes, yes? And more votes means getting that #1 spot YESS!
We Can Do This
We Have the Technology
So, let's get it Done!
Posted on 2010-01-06 at 15:27:03.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Oooh, Food!
As in "what sticks worse in your teeth"?
Rather have Milk Duds. Sugar eventually melts.
Thundercats or He-man?
Posted on 2010-01-06 at 14:30:44.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Fairness in life? Okay!
You now live in 1917 Soviet Union, the communist utopia. Do have fun on the work farm.
I wish for a universal translator.
Posted on 2010-01-05 at 15:04:53.
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Topic: The Voting Game
Subject: Keep hope alive!
Voted even before I logged an account! That's how impressed I was with RDI!
Watch me vote again, like right now. I mean it.
Posted on 2010-01-05 at 14:58:02.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: It spits out
Hope and increased Wisdom
I feed it my fears.
Posted on 2010-01-05 at 14:50:18.
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Topic: Concerning the Malebranche
Subject: That makes more sense
Thanks to Admiral for scoring the details. . .
That definitely seems more in line with a CR 9 creature. I guess since every DM runs a different game, this guy as originally statted would work better in a slightly more high-powered game. Personally, PC's in my game never come across a Staff of the Magi unless 1. they make it themself or 2. they pry it out of a dead wizard's hands.
Posted on 2010-01-03 at 11:12:29.
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Topic: Concerning the Malebranche
Subject: Concerning the Malebranche
Okay, in 3.5 MMII page 67, you'll find this creature's stat block. I was just wondering if WotC ever issued some errata on this guy. Sixteen HD, regeneration, DR 25/+2 and only a CR 9?? Excuse me? That would definitely be a "Run, stupid!" moment for a level 9 party of six, let alone four.
On a more general note, ever encounter other broken creatures, or better yet create them yourself?
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 21:46:16.
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Topic: Your favorite jokes.
Subject: Jokes
Came up with this one about a year and a half ago.
A Cleric of Torm takes his car in to the repair shop and tells his strange tale of woe to the mechanic (a gnome, naturally). "Yes, good sir I pray you help me with my conveyance for it acts oddly."
"What ails it, kindly priest?'
"Well, the air conditioner puts forth naught but scorching wind perfumed with a sulfurous stench, and the radio can only play the metallic strains of the heathen barbarian tribes, and the exhaust pipe issues what I believe to be foul creatures of pure shadow. I ask you, what horrid curse has defiled my carriage?!"
"That's simple enough. Your car has an alignment problem. 50gp, please."
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 21:14:33.
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Topic: Any songs you know about Role-playing?
Subject: Hey! Got Lyrics This Time
This is from Dragon 216 (april 95) pg31
If I Only Had a Brain (Illithid's Lament)
(sung to the tune of the other song by that name)
I could while away the hours
polishing my powers
inflicting lots of pain
But I've nothing in my tummy
some gray matter would be yummy
if I only had a brain
I would start out with a mindblast
That always takes 'em out fast
Their intellects I'd drain
Now my chops I'd be lickin'
Some may say it tastes like chicken
If I only had a brain
Oh I can tell you why
Although it hurts me to the very core
In the past I'd eat those tasty brains galore
Now I'm too fat to use the door!
Now in order to get thinner
Just a lobe or two for dinner
This diet is insane!
But the day I am slimmer
I'll set my biggest pot to simmer
And I'll have myself a brain!
Hope you liked it. Have others will post on request.
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 19:24:15.
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Topic: Gamer Stigma
Subject: Re: Utah
Hey, bully for you!! Bringing the Light of Heironeous and the even-handed Wisdom of Torm to the masses! If your RL neighbors won't talk to you at least you have over 1600 virtual ones who've got your back.
Yeah, I caught some flack for RP'ing but mind you that's when that college student in TX went loopy and disappeared for a few, conveniently blaming our hobby in the process once he deigned to show up again. More recently, my older sister looked askance at me for starting up my own game to which I replied that the fault for misbehaving RP'ers lies squarely with the participants, not the hobby itself. Crazy is as crazy does no matter what pursuits they may have.
So hey, mucho kudos! 
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 19:10:51.
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Topic: Dungeons & Dragon: Wrath of the Dragon God
Subject: D&D:WotDG
Yes, much better than the first film. They really should have included Dave Arneson's cameo in the original film.
Do watch the film w/commentary. Hilarious! Cleric, Rogue and Barbarian critique PC's actions.
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 16:25:49.
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Topic: I'm Collecting Birthdays!!
Subject: b-days
Jan 13 (year deleted) in the year of the Yin Earth Rooster.
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 16:21:01.
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Topic: Stupidest game-related utterances
Subject: stupid in-game stuff
"We don't run." Party killed shortly thereafter.
"We don't know, so let's not think." On whether or not to wake up the gnome wizard who at the time was merrily having breakfast and not in his room at all.
"I'm not used to being me." In an instance where one player RP'ed another player's PC in a conversation with 2nd player's other PC.
The same player uttered all three. 
Posted on 2010-01-02 at 16:08:40.
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Topic: Well Met!
Subject: Well Met!
Thanks to Mr. Conquest for setting my feet on the path. . .
Hey everyone, just a note to intro myself. Not to give away my age category, but I do remember THAC0's and the near-scandalous art in the first ed MM. The username comes from an adventure I ran in which the 9th level party encountered a fully-CR'ed Pit Fiend, who just happened to be on vacation. What a story for the bard!
Cut my RPG teeth on first ed, played in 2nd, DM'ing in 3.5. 4th is not my cup of tea, although I've got the three core books and tons of minis.
Glad to meet you all and beware the flumph. They roll 20's, too!
Posted on 2010-01-01 at 22:23:52.
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Topic: Hello New To This Site
Subject: uh-oh
Of all my Ioun Stones, I cant find the one that gives me resistance to slobber.
Oh crap time for running 
Posted on 2010-01-01 at 22:05:06.
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Topic: What is your Favorite Character Class and Why?
Subject: Fave Classes
Had a Ranger in my last group who was a walking talking Cuisinart o' monsters--simply crazy with two-weapon fighting and six attacks a round. His animal companions however were not so lucky.
Clerics rule with little regard to edition differences for me. Paladins are a close second. It's just something about calling the literal wrath of god down on opposing armies that's so heartwarming. And if you're an evil cleric--delicious!
Posted on 2010-01-01 at 21:58:06.
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Topic: Any songs you know about Role-playing?
Subject: RP Songs
There were parodies of popular songs done in three separate Dragon Magazine issues back in the day under the "Bards on the Run" article title. Funny stuff, especially "The Lich Is Back" "If I Only Had a Brain (Illithid's Lament)" and "You Orcs, You Orcs".
Posted on 2010-01-01 at 21:47:01.
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