Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: For Ion and Ody
Bars
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 18:38:08.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Here, I'll blush for ya!
Creampuff
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 18:35:44.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: XD
wherein they found
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 18:32:06.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: mmmm. . .bratwurst
Brags
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 18:29:13.
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Topic: Another comic setback Subject: Alrighty, then
Most technology, given enough time, needs to be killed with fire. I submit "Terminator 2" as evidence.
I shall just wait patiently and with bated breath.
What was the Will Save DC again?
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 13:40:18.
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Topic: Update on Dragon Mistress. Subject: Bump
Bump it, and Pump it!
Take da bad vibes and Dump it!
Have no talk of dis-tress,
We're pullin' for Dragon Mistress!
HOOAH!
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 12:13:49.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: They leave streaks on my monitor, though
Grass
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 06:56:01.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Alrighty
"Sing us a song, You're the Devil Man,
Sing us a song of Fright.
Well we're all overdue for a malady,
Soon we won't feel oh so right"
(apologies to Mr. Joel)
(Edit: Just so we're clear, the BOL in this case is I hardly ever sing songs of frightful malady. Not at the Inn at least.)
So, James Cameron is making two sequels to Avatar. Why will they suck as much as the Matrix sequels?
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 06:45:42.
Edited on 2010-05-07 at 12:34:32 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: So long as it's
Cherry
Posted on 2010-05-07 at 06:41:22.
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Topic: Where in the Realms is Ion Kired?? Subject: Where in the Realms is Ion Kired??
Greetz Everyone!
Soooo,
Where's Ion?
I miss him and the cute paper umbrellas he puts in my Nine-Layer Shooters.
*slaps table Hard* Alright, Mages get to scrying! Rangers get to tracking! Rogues, go gather that information! Priests, get on the horn with your sundry and various deities. I need answers, conjectures, conspiracy theories, rassafrassit!
Please?
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 15:33:00.
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Topic: Home Made Game Stuff Subject: Homebrew
I borrowed a concept from an old Dragon magazine issue. The article was "Bazaar of the Bizarre," and featured items of uncertain value. The item in question was an Invisible Ring. I tweaked it by cursing it in as much that if the ring were put on and activated, not only would it turn invisible (the ring, not the wearer) it would not come off, thereby robbing an unlucky PC of a ring slot.
Enamored of the cool double-crossbows from the third Underworld movie, I was researching possible rules to include them in my game. Turns out both the Pathfinder Core Rules and at least one 3.5 book already have them. Shucks.
I did house-rule that Dragonbreath is a natural weapon/ability for Dragons or PC's with class features granting breath weapons, and were not subject to magic-suppression effects or, more pointedly, Dwarven +2 racial bonus to saves vs spells _and spell-like effects_. That's what happens when players try to _dictate_ rather than suggest to me how the game works.
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 15:26:57.
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Topic: The Game Subject: Enjoy!
Verily, my perspicacious nature oft progresses adamantly forward into the intoxicating heights of proliferous verbosity! Unbound, unchained, unfettered, unleashed it ascends ever skyward into the dizzying reaches of the ether! Mere words I do transform into scintillating weapons of vorpal wit! Indeed my musings thrust and parry, slice and swathe betwixt the unpropitious chinks of many an opponent's ephemeral armor. Until, at the last, my foe lies repentant at ever having first issued such effrontery at my panache, such aspersion at my jocularity, e'en with gratitude emanating from parch'd lips comes forth "well played, good sir!"
Yeah, I scored rather well on the verbal SAT.
(Edit: Imagine the above as read by Richard Burton!)
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 15:04:20.
Edited on 2010-05-06 at 15:07:04 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: And Now For Something Completely Different
Dino
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 14:51:53.
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Topic: Where are you from? Subject: Ok, I'll fess up!
Alabama
(Birmingham): t_catt11,
(Decatur): Duncan74
Arizona
(Apache Junction): Longshadow
California
(mile from Disneyland): Dragon Mistress, Brianna,
(San Diego): Driztts (just miles away from Sea World)
(Unspecified): Syanide Shadowalker, Santa Ana, Oko, Blue_Fire
(Orange County, CA. FTW!!Live: TustinWork: Aliso Viejo):Mithral-Dragon
Florida
(Tampa): Admiral
(Tallahassee, Fort Myers): Ruler of the Shadows
Indiana
(Lost Wages [Vegas] ): Longshadow
Missouri
(Columbia): JenthLiadon
(St. Louis): Merideth
Michigan
(St. Joesph): Drakar
(Holt): Fallen Mistress
Nevada
(Lovelock): Snake/Wolfy
Reno; (is Reno a user or a place?)
Greygrey
New York
(Fort Plain): Jozan1
North Carolina
(Originated From): Lyskhala, Fantasy (Cherokee County)
North Dakota
(Unspecified): Nomad D2
Ohio
(New Carlisle): Eol Fefalas
(Dayton): Lyskhala
(Akro): Odyson Bruin
Rhode Island
(Narragansett): Ion Kired
Texas
(San Antonion, Home of the Alamo XD): Tann'Talas,
(Houston area): Rystefn K'ryll
(Corpus Christi): DarkAutumn
(middle of nowhere): Shield Wolf & Randal.n.Beth021409
Virginia
(In the heart of the Shenandoah Valley): Pit F(r)iend
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Canada
Alberta
(Calgary): Sibelius Eos Owm (born Regina, grew up here), Philosopher(Born in Winnipeg), Aardvark (also born in Winnipeg),
(Wetaskiwin): SilentOne,
(Cold Lake): Longshadow,
(Leduc): Purplepseudodragon and her husband to soon join her, Snake, aka Wolfy,
British Columbia
(New Westminster): Geraint and Ananya
(Vancouver): Velinith
Manitoba
(Winnipeg): Vilyamar, Dragonblood
Nova Scotia
(Kinsac): GRUGG
Ontario
(Toronto): Alacrity & Vanadia
(Brooklin): Tempest
(30 mins from Windsor and ambassador bridge): cdnflirt
(Ottawa): Tek (Born in Winnipeg)
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Overseas
United Kingdom
(Edinburgh): Ginafae
(London): Septimus Sandalwood (born in Boston M.A, but grew up and is now living in London)
(Cheshire): TheRealStGeorge, Cheshire Cat
(Margate) Mr.Conquest & KingTWilliam
Iceland
Skari-dono
The Netherlands
('s-Hertogenbosch): Fantasy & Almerin
Sweden
(Jönköping): Scarab
Finland
(Oulu): Raven
Australia
Guenhwyvar
(Sydney) Tus Lased
Spain
(Torrejón): Longshadow
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 14:43:14.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Whoa, Zombies have Celiac disease? Had no idea
armed with their
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 14:37:47.
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Topic: Dear Ogre Subject: Aw crap, Ogre's got the Internet!
Dear funny-talking man,
For yur furst kwestion, Ogre has little use for books unless for make fire. Books burn nice and hot on cold night. Only book Ogre has use for is "Fung Shway Da Ogre Way" now on shelves pleese buy dis book so Ogre get "royaltees." It make gud Mama's Day present! I offer bulk disskownt on 10 or more free shipping. Will include Gruntpoot as bonus! You must have! Buy Now! Buy or Ogre Smash!
Okay, for sekund kwestion, Ogre had to go to Urban Dikshunarry to find out more on "Ship." "Ship" have many defenishuns. Last defenishun is Ship means same as what Ogre leave on ground sometime after big meal. You know, da stinky stuff. Lissen here funny-talking man, Ogre No Eat Ship! You eat Ship?? You disgust Ogre. Ogre now go on Facebook and unfrend you now, creepy disgusting funny-talking Ship-eater.
Shocked,
Ogre
Dear Ogre,
Do you find the depiction of your kind in the "Shrek" series of movies to be accurate and exemplary, or inaccurate and offensive?
Regards,
Leonard Maltin
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 14:21:03.
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Topic: ^ < V game Subject: In the case of errant Paladins, yeah mostly ;)
^ Number Cruncher
> Cupcake Muncher
V Monster Puncher
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:53:28.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Ohhh, YEAH, Brotherrr! Snap into a Slim Jim!
(Randy "Macho Man") Savage
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:51:09.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Oh, right, with Dr. David "Zeb" Cook. I remember now. . .
Dross
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:47:25.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Bwahahaha *SNORT*!!!
launched a crusade
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:44:00.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Hrmph! Stuck-up Zombies
no tolerance for
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:37:22.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Yeah, but he calculates THAC0's with the best of them
Fleas (had to go with a homonym)
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 13:35:51.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: But wait! We also have Zombies, somewhere!
jelly bullywug sandwiches.
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 06:39:14.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Warp One, Engage!
Fleet
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 06:37:24.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Go for the obvious? Nahh
Wrestling
Posted on 2010-05-06 at 06:35:57.
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