Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: where the Orcs and Tieflings do play. . .
that play golden
Posted on 2010-06-20 at 11:54:36.
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Topic: Home Made Game Stuff
Subject: I just have to ask. . .
What was Nyrmal the Avenger's Charisma? Also, was there ever a Lyman character? (If there was, he must have epic stealth, for no one's seen Lyman for years.)
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 21:49:18.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Hmmm
Brig (which is where prideful Paladins might end up  )
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 21:37:11.
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Topic: Hey, I'm new here
Subject: Hey there, Hi there, Ho there, we're as happy as can be!
Just 'cuz you were brave enough to join up! Wear your FaceLick with pride.
So, it begs the question--how did you game before, assuming it was other than old-fashioned face-to-face tabletop?
Ion, if you please, stand this weary traveler a stein of strong mead!
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 21:24:08.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Success
It was basically just water anyway. "Light Non-Alcoholic"? Oh, the horror! Anything less and it would have been bottled humidity. 
I roll for a Disguise Check.
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 20:15:28.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Blue Flag Returned!
Frag
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 20:11:15.
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Topic: What would you guys think about me posting a web comic?
Subject: Hmmm
Just off the top of my head. . .
A story revolving around the secret life of gaming dice?
How about monsters using our world as a basis for role-play? It made for a side-splitting Robot Chicken sketch.
Toy Story-esque tale of gaming miniatures?
Reality show centered around disparate archetypes of gaming and how they manage to get along?
For some reason (perhaps because I'm looking at my copy of "Clerks: the Animated Series" on the shelf) I'm thinking of NPC's and how they live out their lives happily enough without the gleaming presence of player characters and even in spite of the PC's generally mucking up town life.
Well, that's the best I can do before breakfast. Even if you think these ideas are bunk, at least you'll have a better idea what not to try.
Best of Luck!
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 13:38:20.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Chewie? That you, ol' buddy?
Sasquatch has to first join RDI and post before a proper FaceLick can be administered. Which reminds me, I need to mount the fo'c'sle and address the latest batch of recruits--
Note to current Newbies: Post, blast ye! *whip crack!* For the love of Audalis, post away, ye scurvy mongrel curs! Thar's mead and Twinkies enough for all when ye post, I dinnae care where ye do it, jus' do it! Don't ye dare becalm our ship wi' yer silent lurking aboot, now! Get them sails filled wi' witty chatter and insights galore. *Crack!*
No, really--mead AND Twinkies! C'mon!
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 13:12:27.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Oooh, so close. It's "pollination," Ody ;)
of the mutant
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:59:14.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: There's no mead? *Sigh!* Gimme some
Grog
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:56:36.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: For the last time, Lake Erie, make that bed!
Crick
(local pronunciation of the word "creek")
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:55:03.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Roasted Mealworms are actually quite palatable
^ Admiral Ackbar's second cousin
< Leader of the Sand-People Choir
V IG88's uncle's step-sister's gym teacher's former room-mate
(edit: for the benefit of any Younglings present, IG88 was the tall droid bounty-hunter hired by Darth Vader to find Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back)
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:44:04.
Edited on 2010-06-18 at 12:46:44 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: At least I didn't perform a Rick-Roll
Failure! The water transmogrifies into O'Doul's Light Non-Alcoholic Abomination In a Bottle! You need to be extra careful when using spells from third-party Open Game License sourcebooks.
I make an Astrology (2.0) check.
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:37:47.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: Yay, sabotage them tanari'i! *Snicker!*
Nebulae
Never
Embark
Boldly
Unless
Leaving
An
Empire
Posted on 2010-06-18 at 12:28:14.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Don't forget the dreaded SquirrelMelon!
rotating killer-bee cannons
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 15:00:42.
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Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: So good to have ya back!
Dear Valued Customer,
Thank you for your interest in Ogre's book, "Fung Shway Da Ogre Way." This volume is available at all major booksellers and at amazon.com. Please take advantage of our bulk discounts as Ogre's book is sure to be a treasured gift for your loved ones. If you purchase with amazon.com, the publisher will make a charitable contribution on your behalf to combat the monstrous Black Pudding growing in The Dragonmere Gulf off the coast of Cormyr. Your Gruntpoot will arrive separately, encased in a numbered lead box. Act quickly for lower serial numbers.
Warm Regards,
TukTuk, Goblin Agent of Ogre
TukTuk, Goblin Agent of Ogre
Mythic Rare
Legendary Creature--Goblin Rogue
1RRR
3/4
Haste, First Strike
Tap this creature, put a Gruntpoot token on target opposing creature. Tap creatures with Gruntpoot tokens at the beginning of each upkeep.
Dear Ogre,
Why does Dragonlance get three moons, and we only have one? That's not fair!!!
Poutingly Yours,
First Edition Curmudgeon
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 14:53:00.
Edited on 2010-06-17 at 15:03:46 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Now that's thinking outside the box! +1!
Success! You found the last living serving wench who knows COBOL! Of course, she IS in the Venerable age category, so I can't promise anything for your other plans.
I make a Tumble Check
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 14:18:55.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Ned Beatty's on Line 2 for you, Ody
Hi! You probably know me from "MonsterQuest," "Harry and the Hendersons," and that old film shot in the late 60's by someone who graduated from the Blair Witch Project School of Film. Yes, I'm Sasquatch, and I always make sure to use Pantene Pro-V shampoo and conditioner before heading out to forage for food. I always have to look my best just in case I'm spotted by vacationers, Boy Scout Troops, or even random isolated hill folk. They all have cameras, and you only get one chance at a first impression. Pantene Pro-V helps me look salon-perfect at a budget price.
"He had beautiful hair!"
Oops! Maybe it makes me look _Too_ Good! *giggle!*
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 14:09:14.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: it's a bird, it's a plane. . . it's Ion on his broomstick??
refueled their enormous
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 13:16:19.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Are You Hip to Be Square?
Nehru Jacket?? Careful, Ody or you'll start a Zoot Suit Riot!
Anybody catch the video of the NC mountain man who called 911 on a Bigfoot sighting? He described Sasquatch as being "ten foot tall," and that "he had _beautiful_ hair!"
Could-not-stop-laughing!!
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 13:10:17.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Success!
The tribe of troglodytes accepts you as one of their own, complete with arranged marriage to the chief's beloved (and slightly deformed, try not to stare) adult child!
I roll an Open Lock check.
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 13:05:03.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Tony Bennet reference?
Obviously, you are still playing with the Basic Set, I think they call it "The Brown Box." If you are to take your broomstick-flying game to the next level, you need to invest in the next expansion of Mages of the Shoreline's game "Broomstick: the Ascending." It's called "Broomstick: the Ascending--the Search for More Altitude (And Money!)" In it you'll collect randomly assorted accessories for your basic broomstick like Gnomish Thrusters, Lifters of Lore, Gauges of the Ghost Flight, and the super-rare Liquid Gruntpoot Funny Fuel. Equipped with the fantastical accoutrements found only in this expansion of Mages of the Shoreline's runaway hit game "Broomstick: the Ascending," you'll literally fly rings around the competition!
What's so great about 4ed Eladrin, anway?
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 13:00:14.
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Topic: New member
Subject: Resurrect the Trilogy, Dracons!
Really, effort of that magnitude cannot be repelled.
900 pages?! I am humbled, good sir!
Hold on a sec *grabs towel and offers same* It's the ones who don't get warned who get got the worst by the Infamous FaceLick. Eol truly is the Zen Master of that. If I were you I'd check under your eyelids, too! *wince!*
So, in short, here's a spiced mead on me by way of Welcome to the Inn!
Be sure to vote at the home page, check out Loaded Dice, and as Odyson said, try some posting games for a warm-up.
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 12:37:11.
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Topic: newcomer
Subject: See! You survived!
*hands towel to rowan, presents bouquet of wildflowers*
"Two spiced meads, if you please, Ion!"
Here-ya-go, rowan. Why is my stein so much bigger? Maybe 'cuz I'm twelve feet tall and 800 pounds? Lookit, I'm not even on a barstool and meetin' eye-to-eye with ya! Paying up in platinum pieces doesn't hurt, either.
In any case, let me take a more leisurely opportunity to welcome you with big scaly hands to Red Dragon Inn! Previously I was more concerned with getting out a perfunctory warning on the infamous FaceLick, especially with Eol on the prowl.
Hmmm--anything or anyone else to warn you about? If you must feed Grugg, make it lasagna, and preferably one made by Eol. The secret ingredient has to be the Feta cheese he uses that Grugg likes so much. Oh, and the Andouille sausage, I almost forgot about that. Other than that, I guess the best advice is have fun, keep it clean, vote each day for the Inn at the home page and be sure to check out the webcomic Loaded Dice.
Posted on 2010-06-17 at 12:21:04.
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Topic: newcomer
Subject: Newbies Ahoy!
Oh, jeez I just saw Eol log in---
Beware the Facelick!!
Welcome!
Will console you with flowers and spiced mead after your, ahem, baptism by slobber.
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 15:07:14.
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