Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: it's what he does. . .It's ALL He Does
Terminate
(and he will. not. stop. Ever!!)
Posted on 2010-04-23 at 03:41:21.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Like your 19th nervous breakdown. . .
here it comes!
Posted on 2010-04-23 at 03:38:26.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ye shoulda remembr'd tha rocks, Hamish.
Freedom!
Posted on 2010-04-19 at 03:43:52.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Been over a month--sue me
posted yet again
Posted on 2010-04-17 at 20:22:41.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: "Rollback"--LMAO XD
So, are you asking "Is Lawful Good actually the paragon of Goodness, the diametric opposite of Evil?" Or, perhaps, are you asking "Is [playing] Lawful Good actually Good [for my enjoyment of the game]?"
Ahem. As a somewhat powerful entity of the Lower Realms currently on vacation from Nessus, I assure you that the question as first posed is correct. My collection of shrunken paladin heads will attest to that. The question as posed in the second part is answered by a definite "No." In this fiend's humble opinion, the Lawful Good alignment is a horrifying set of shackles that hampers almost every aspect of roleplaying. From the character's inception on through that fateful day the GM says "hand in your sheet," a LG PC finds itself hamstrung by a litany of regulation and tradition that snuffs out nearly all independent thought and choice. Gotta tithe to the church, gotta help the poor, gotta run errands (euphemistically called "quests") for the church-king-damsel-yadda-yadda. And that's just non-combat situations. Combat? Did I mention the paladin heads? Some of those guys had less than 10HP when they met me. "Wait, go heal up," I say. "At least make this interesting. Yeah I rolled a 20 on that Survival Check and it doesn't look good for you right now with all the extra holes in you, so. . .naturally you're charging me, screaming battle cries. Okay then, Sparky." *SMACK!!*
Since when did Lawful Good mean Lawful Stupid, are you with me on this? Try Lawful Evil. Yeah, we have a strictly enforced caste system, instant punishment for failure and disobedience, and our reward system may be a bit tardy. . .
But we let you use explosives! And our resistances are better. And the weekly Hawaiian-style/Cajun BBQ's are just epic! Oh, and our 401(k), stock options, and profit-sharing plans can't be beat in all the realms. Ah, and in 4th edition, we got the succubi on our team, go figure. Not complaining there, mind you.
So, will Kevin Smith ever make a good movie again?
Posted on 2010-04-17 at 20:16:03.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ahhh--
Lawsuit!
(just as American as baseball and Prune Pie!)
Posted on 2010-04-17 at 19:29:28.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Okaaayy. . .
So, you thought of a wish. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. . .(ad nauseam)
*looks into Eol's eyes, all doctor-ish* Egads! All I see is blue and some cryptic runes!
*rolls Decipher Script Check* It says "Windows 98 has experienced an error and must restart."
I wish for Grugg to have to find the Ctrl, Alt, and Del buttons on Eol, for he cannot facelick in his current condition and I'm not having any of that!
Posted on 2010-04-15 at 14:39:42.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Depends. . .
If I get to choose the fruit, then I'll say fresh. Raw apples give me. . .difficulties. Yeah, go figure. Oh, random thought, Prune Pie? Does it exist? If Meri makes one I would at least try it.
Who was more detrimental to the Star Trek franchise, Rick Berman or Majel Barrett-Roddenberry?
Posted on 2010-04-15 at 14:30:22.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Go see Meri's cupcakes. No, really!
Comedian (best one in my family, at least)
Posted on 2010-04-15 at 14:24:24.
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Topic: New here. Durp
Subject: You Had Me At "Durp"!
And a very happy un-birthday to you, Hobolyra!
New comix are afoot?? All Hail! Huzzah! You are my favorite newbie! Here, have some flowers! Just copy and paste to your hearts delight
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Ahh, 2nd edition, when Gygax and Arneson were alive, literally keeping it real. Encounter Powers? Never heard of 'em. Action Points? Whuuaa? I have to buy another Monster Manual just to get the Metallic Dragon stats? Pull the other one!
Just let me use the 4d6 method, pleeeaase? 
Welcome, have fun, and remember to vote at the home page!
Posted on 2010-04-15 at 14:15:45.
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Topic: hi again
Subject: And some call me Tim. . .
"But if you dare doubt yer courage, then come nae farther for Death awaits ye with bigge nasty teethe!"
*skip ahead*
"THERE IT IS!!"
"Wot, behind tha rabbit?"
"It IS The Rabbit!!"
"Run Awaaaaayyy!"
Sorry, but any mention of rabbit and ya have it comin'. Glad to have you back, Admiral!
Posted on 2010-04-08 at 06:43:20.
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Topic: Avatars, they can be of HUGE impact
Subject: lol
"*Grabs a duck*"
Hardly anyone quotes that part--kudos, Meri!
Any guidelines on proposing avatars--content, size and such? Just in case I might want to try something else on?
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:44:06.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Shrooms, dude!
Everyone goes to see your shroom avatar and we were blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night. Then it proceeded to blind us with science. We stumbled, blindly, as we started to rock on to electric avenue and then we took it higher. Furthermore, we did the safety dance (everybody look at your hands *clap-clap*) on the way to our house in the middle of the street. Where everybody wang-chunged to keep our minds off of how everybody wants to rule the world. As we laid down to sleep, aware that Der Kommissar was in town, I think I remember Ion saying, "wake me up before you go-go." I'm not sure what he meant by that.
I wish for a date with Lady Gaga.
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:35:46.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Logic Dies (again)
Nematode!
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:18:51.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-highnee-ho!
It spits out a confusing evening with Boone's Farm Apple Wine and a body pillow with the image of Kasumi (Dead Or Alive video game hawttie)on it. All I know is somebody who shall remain nameless (and unfed) put vids of this on youtube and I live forevermore in shame. Thank you ever so much. There shall be a special place in the Nine Hells for you. No it will not have a jacuzzi.
I feed it a can of compressed air, an M-80 firecracker, and the skin of an orc.
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:14:27.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Recalculating. . .
Fail! Tax forms still elude you with their Byzantine roundabout-ness!
I make a Reading Lips (2.0 nonweapon proficiency) Check
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:06:04.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Woof?? Omnomnomnom!!
Chocolate hands down (might I have some raspberry sauce with that, please?)
Stuck in an elevator with Nancy Grace and Glenn Beck, or face the wrath of angry hornets whose nest you nuked with cut-rate bug killer?
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:03:28.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: hehehahahoho
It spits out Epic Beard Man, now with a dairy association sponsorship!
I feed it a deck of playing cards and a rat trap
Posted on 2010-03-07 at 09:55:34.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: OOooh, Anagrams
Moor
Posted on 2010-03-07 at 00:26:13.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Pre-dated by. . .
Flintstones
Yabba-dabba-yabba-dabba-yabba-dabba-dabba-doo-now!
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 22:47:39.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Specifically Odd?
(That's okay I'll rescue you)
Cartoon
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 21:36:53.
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Topic: RDInnsider - The March Issue Is Here!
Subject: You Go, Dakarta! :)
+1 for Spreading the Gospel! 
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 21:04:45.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: My favority source of zaniness
Animaniacs!
(Okay I love you, bye-BYE!)
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 19:07:35.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: WonderTwin Powers, Activate!
^ Calvin & Hobbes
> Bloom County
V Zippy the Pinhead
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 19:05:34.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Yet Another Posting Game
Greetz, All!
Okay, here goes my offering in posting games. The concept is simple enough. First player announces by post that he/she/it will attempt a Skill Check. The following player decides failure or success with humorous results, and then announces a skill check of their own. Wash Rinse Repeat. It's sort of like Corrupt a Wish or Demonic Vending Machine but with a greater focus on RP'ing.
So, here's an example:
Player 1: I make a Diplomacy Check
Player 2: Success! The rock loves you!
I make a Profession (Sailor) Check
Player 3: Fail! You drown in your own bathtub!
(Alright. I just want to cop to this in case someone catches me. I found this idea on a certain Playground that belongs to a certain Giant, and thought we could have some fun with it, too. Hope he understands.)
Edit: sorry 'bout my ill manners--I should at least start us off!
I make a Move Silently Check
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 19:03:07.
Edited on 2010-03-06 at 19:41:57 by Pit F(r)iend
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