Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: You. Are. Pure. Evil.
Making this choice just so my head doesn't explode. . .
Raistlin. Normally I would say that choosing evil is kind of taking the easy road (especially in Fable) but he did pay the price to wield Phenomenal Cosmic Powwwerrrrr! Plus I have to respect his more direct approach.
Game Setting more overdue for a makeover, Oriental Adventures or Greyhawk? (assuming post 3.5)
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:51:01.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: okay
But unfortunately the addle-pated Djinn, in his cosmic idiom of bumbling, sends you to lead a focus group bent on resurrecting the miniatures game MageKnight. The air conditioning is broken, you can feel the withering stares of WizKid executives through the one-way glass, and your beleaguered participants incessantly ask about the punch and pie you promised, but is mysteriously absent. At least Armani and Brooks Brothers looks positively smashing on you!
I wish for my boss to be turned into a newt, and no he can not "get better."
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:42:21.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: They have Prestige class levels!! RUN!
Bullywug Hegemony Headquarters
(Honestly, Ody, when I read "Yale Gibbons" all I could think of were Ivy League Monkeys )
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:26:07.
Edited on 2010-06-15 at 14:27:45 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.) Subject: eyeball
Everyone
Yells
Epithets
Before
Assessing
Latent
Lucidity
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:19:03.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Or cutting them in half?
Saw
("I want to play a game" "I gotta game for ya--it's called Let Me Off the Exploding Toilet!")
Crap-Crap-Crap! Posted before seeing Odyson's reply.
*Facepalm* Failed Spot Check
How About
Glow?
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:14:12.
Edited on 2010-06-15 at 14:16:27 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II Subject: Bung-Banging Illegal in fifteen states! *Police Sirens*
Sometimes I'll bang on the drum all day, though. . .
I dunno, Ody. Not to be a hater, but 4ed makes me weep for the future. I think WotC is on the verge of killing it off (Magic, too!) At least Pathfinder still carries the colors bold and true! Most cable networks make me weep for the NOW. All who have not done so need to put Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" on the ol' Netflix queue. It's marketed as a comedy, but I think it's more prophetic than Nostradamus!
Maybe Ion and Meri are on to something, living sans television.
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 14:09:49.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: Usually they want $3.50 in buffalo nickels!
It spits out ten pounds of smelly, sparkly lint.
I feed it a Droid smartphone with the language setting unexpectedly changed to Spanish
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 13:59:39.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Topical Opportunity Seized!
leak
(_How_ many tankers-full thus far??)
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 13:55:56.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: Success (and Fail?)
Your kitty loves you very much and even learns three bonus tricks: Attack Postal Worker (DC 15) Curtain Climb (DC 10 Same as Spell) and Alarm (DC 20, 25% chance for False Alarm)
As a side effect, you contract Cat Scratch Fever (showin love for the Nuge!)
I roll an Herbalism Check (2.0 nonweapon proficiency)
Posted on 2010-06-15 at 13:53:44.
Edited on 2010-06-17 at 14:21:40 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: ???
They then started
(Google asks: Did you mean Euell Gibbons?)
Posted on 2010-05-20 at 03:46:37.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: asdf
Wash
Posted on 2010-05-20 at 03:41:47.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: as if Zombies weren't bad enough
into clones of
Posted on 2010-05-19 at 03:41:00.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II Subject: Aw, they fixed it
Now later posters won't know what we're talking about!
Can't get to first base--I Can't Find The Stadium! Where's a druid to cast Find the Path when ya need 'em?
Recently, VH1 counted down the top 100 things that make a guy "Undateable." Playing Dungeons and Dragons came in at #61. Huh?? Not even in the top half?? I'm unsure what to make of this. Is D&D becoming more accepted and mainstream, less edgy and niche? Is my #1 hobby no longer the instant dealbreaker it once was?
It gives one food for thought.
Posted on 2010-05-18 at 12:30:37.
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Topic: Next LD will be late... Subject: Setting phasers to "Tickle"
Don't make me use 'em! The words "Stop or I'm gonna pee!" are just a challenge to me.
Ach, seriously--I know a thing or two about patience. I had Halo 2 on reserve at GameStop for over 18 months before it finally came out.
I foresee nothing but greatness for Loaded Dice, if we but keep the faith.
Posted on 2010-05-18 at 11:41:59.
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Topic: RPG Myth Breakers #1 Subject: Indeed, how far? Misplaced my Arms & Equip. Guide
Wow, just wow.
Who knew Olan had Aura of Fear, and how effective it was against Demons. Hee-hee, lookit da little quasits and dretches run!!
Also took note of the Wall of Runes--nice touch.
Great concept, great execution--by the Nine Lords, what have you guys started? No doubt I'll be looking forward to the next installment when your RL permits.
Posted on 2010-05-18 at 11:34:47.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Just pay me in
Cash
Posted on 2010-05-18 at 03:39:05.
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Topic: ^ < V game Subject: who knew Axe bodyspray had expiration dates?
^ Working hard
< Hardly working (it IS breaktime after all)
V On vacation. Where ya goin'?
Posted on 2010-05-17 at 08:47:59.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: er, umm--Stab 'em, Snake-Eyes(??)
spoilage of Twinkies
Posted on 2010-05-17 at 08:46:00.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: And in style, no less
Posh
("eyes are up here"--XD)
Posted on 2010-05-17 at 08:39:57.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: And all for one?
United
Posted on 2010-05-17 at 08:36:51.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Lets hear it for alliteration and possibly consonance, too!
Because Bob from Bulgaria beseeched Heda to bounce to Tahiti and bring back bunches of hibiscus blooms to bestow a bounty of (Thesaurus! Stat!!) Beaux Yeux to his bowler.
Seems like Heda and Bob have similar ideas for their haberdashery.
Where did John Mayer go wrong, so horribly wrong?
Posted on 2010-05-15 at 15:57:10.
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: No Ticket!!
Stub
Posted on 2010-05-15 at 15:48:18.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Battletoads, Unite!
which had threatened
Posted on 2010-05-15 at 15:47:46.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Uhh, errr. . .
Void!
Posted on 2010-05-15 at 15:46:03.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Zombies went out for fast food?
Tangeroctopus smiled, and
Posted on 2010-05-13 at 03:38:26.
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