Topic: Hello all!
Subject: Whee! New Innmates!
*wince!* Sheesh, Eol got ya good there! Need another hankie? Lemme see here. . .no, that's a shrunken Paladin's head no help there. . .uhhh, not quite, 'cuz that's an ankheg I'll just squish him for you 'fore it eats somebody *CRUNCH!*. . .and *flap-flap* that's an imp, one of my many servitors. . .*sigh* okay I know it's not a hankie but how 'bout these? *offers bouqet of flowers* At least they're pretty. C'mon, have a spiced mead on me!
Welcome to the Inn! If you have only one-tenth the fun I do, You'll Never Leave! Bwahahaha! 
Posted on 2010-03-06 at 18:50:56.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: OOooh, where will this one take us?
Chandler (one who makes candles, natch!)
Posted on 2010-03-05 at 04:59:03.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: All Logic Die!!*
^ Twas brillig, with the swelvty toves!
> Bicycle swims hedgehogs greenly!
V Icebergs fluttering in my mind's carbuncle?
*(Edit: Tagline inspired by one of Grugg's postings in 3-word story thread  )
Posted on 2010-03-05 at 04:52:52.
Edited on 2010-03-05 at 04:54:45 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ampersands ahoy!
(of) Wax
(The remake of Wax Museum watchable only for the on-screen death of Paris Hilton's character, IMHO)
Posted on 2010-03-05 at 04:49:27.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: omnomnom needz mega fig newtons now
Wow, how can the addle-pated Djinn mess this up? *thinks hard* *shrugs*
Dude you are already immortal, at least in our hearts. Haven't you seen how we Innmates go just a wee bit bonkers when you're not posting away?? You, sir, are one of the gooey chewy nougaty centers of RDI and without you this site just might go spinning off into the ether. I do mean this, guy. 
*sigh* maybe someday I will be held in the same regard, but I won't wish for it--would rather earn it.
OK enough sincere gushiness--I wish for The Hobbit movie to be made.
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 14:05:19.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Ferrari
Spider
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:55:42.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Hello my long lost brother
Yes! Good Choices! Just had a couple of SA Scottish Ale (omnomnomnom) while posting today! Sam Adams So Rulez!
Paper plates without divisions or divided like a school lunch tray?
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:49:35.
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Topic: The Sarcasm Game
Subject: More Stupid Television
Wow, look at all these shows on that revolve around People With Jobs. Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, Pawn Stars, Axe Men, Ice Road Truckers, that one on TruTV about oil workers, American Pickers, American Choppers, American Loggers. OMG, can you make a show about my job? It could be called "Tick Me Off And Be Crushed By a Forklift." Maybe the title could have a snazzy colon and something else like ":Thinning the Herd" or ": Darwin's Still On the Job" or ":You Better Evolve Now" or ":Now in HD" or ":Now Cometh the Cast Iron Apocalpse" or ":A Few Less Bastiches in the World" or ":That Racking System Was Bad Already, I dunno how it got pwned." or ":Now is the Time to Accept Barney the Dinosaur As Your Saviour?" or ":You Shall Know My Wrath; You Shall Fear My Name." Wow that last one had a colon and a semi-colon in it. W00T 1337 Hawtness.
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:40:38.
Edited on 2010-03-03 at 13:41:08 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeeaaahhh!
Beetle
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:23:36.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Yeah, It's a Robe of Fire! C'mon gimme a hug! :)
^ more Sense than Money
> likes Peas with Honey
V thinks I'm really Funny
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:20:51.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: Again?!?
On the topic of "I can't keep up with these new internet words," I had to ask Nick T., IRL guru extraordinaire, what the meaning of the word "fap" was. I saw it used in a certain Playground run by a certain Giant, hint-hint.
Okay, decorum prevents me from passing on this knowledge directly, but let me say as a guy: We already have enough euphemisms For That Particular Activity.
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:12:24.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: There are those who call me. . . Tim(?)
How about midieval wizards like Merlin (I luv Gandalf, but lets be honest, even Tim the Enchanter cast more spells) Also, just by the wiki article on Harry, he and Merlin have Honey Bunches O'Similarities, yes?
Okay, Import or Domestic Beer?
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 13:05:40.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: "Party On, Dudes!" "Be Excellent To Each Other"
It spits out Bill S Preston, Esq., and Ted "Theodore" Logan from San Dimas, California. Meh, time traveling phone booth, time-traveling police box, fuggeddaboutit. Has anyone seen Napoleon, by the way?
Deacon, you ditched Napoleon?!? But our report's due in an hour!!
I feed it the History Channel and the SyFy Channel
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:56:22.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Yeah, this is what happens when you listen to Lewis Black
It keeps playing "Tic-Toc" by Ke$ha and I HATE it!! Make it stop in the name of all that is holy (or profane!)! The body does have a finite tolerance of Effexor XR, ya know! And then the music sets off the dogs barking in my brain, and they won't stop! I go to a very expensive therapist to get the dogs to stop barking, but it doesn't work, It Doesn't Work! So now I have Ke$ha and her irritating song on one hand, and a pack of barking dogs on the other--if I could only have a greedy Dwarf inside my head convinced there's gold in them thar brain lobes, I'd have the Trifecta from Hades! SON OF A LICH There he is! You put that pick Down! You put it down Noww! AaaAaARaERrggGGgHhH!!
Okay, now for a question that IRL actually has my head scratching. . .Why doesn't Wal-Mart sponsor a NASCAR driver?
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:47:21.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Time for another anagram
Debty (dunno if that's even a word)
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:38:02.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: New Topic--I Hate Barney
I've always looked with a jaded eye at Barney the Dinosaur and when my nephew was watching that drek on a daily basis many years ago, my distrust blossomed into pure hate for that singsongy do-gooding heel-clicking son of a lich. Here's some musical expressions of my loathing of that blashpemous THING.
(To the tune of the Barney theme)
I Hate You, You Hate Me,
Go get a gun and Cap Bar-ney!
With Two to the Chest and One to the Head,
Ain't You Glad That Bar-ney's Dead?
(To the Tune of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man")
I am the Great Barney,
And I command you to worship me!
Kneel down at your bed
Listen to that voice inside your head!
You will know it's me,
From all the things I make you see!
All of you love Me,
Now I'll have my revenge!
(To the tune of "Yes, Jesus Loves Me")
Barney loves me, this I know,
'Cuz the TV tells me so.
Little children all around,
Bow their heads to the ground.
Yes, Barney loves me!
Yes, Barney loves me!
Yes, Barney loves me,
The TV tells me so!
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:33:53.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Reg. Apple Juice don't agree with me as it is--Nuclear? :(
and the Bullywugs
Posted on 2010-03-03 at 12:24:51.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: tied in the tails of
Kites
Posted on 2010-02-27 at 17:08:01.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Because so few here know "Marathon Man" :(
Outbreak
Posted on 2010-02-27 at 16:34:52.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Bad Boys, Bad Boys whatcha gonna do?
^ Time Cop (if time will let them)
> Robo Cop (and not from 2 or 3 so there)
V Axe Cop ("I'll Chop Your Head Off!")
Posted on 2010-02-27 at 16:33:02.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: Losing Again?!
NSFW= Not Safe For Work
i.e. of questionable or objectionable nature
Posted on 2010-02-26 at 09:35:49.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: Yes, Yes you have.
But I can't bring myself to vent (much) on someone with such a great face-mask. Most of Linsner's stuff is NSFW, let alone around the little ones. Oh, fun fact, Joseph Michael Linsner once made R-rated parodies of Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast in his art. Disney was not amused.
Posted on 2010-02-25 at 15:45:45.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Ay! I'm not fat I'm big-boned! Beefcake!!
^ Never seen South Park
> South Park Junkie
V Petitioning to have South Park removed from TV
Posted on 2010-02-25 at 15:40:48.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: And their exceptions :)
Knits
Posted on 2010-02-25 at 15:37:43.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Good Save!
All rules have exceptions so that the occurrence of anomalies in the Matrix is kept to a manageable rate. This is even more important in light of the fact that the Matrix issues patches with the same rate of efficacy as Microsoft.
Why does the printer say "Paper Jam" when There Is No Paper?!?
Posted on 2010-02-25 at 15:34:38.
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