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Topic: Happy New Year!!
Subject: ;)


Nah, not at all. Trust me, Skari, I've got many more a year under my belt than your illustrious self.

Cool Chinese Zodiac Fact: Even the birth month and the birth Hour factor into a person's complete Zodiac albeit at a lesser degree.

Happy Burfday in advance!

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 15:08:25.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: No?


The Irish live in boxes of Lucky Charms and yer just eating all of their insulation so Stop It! Stop It Now!

Why won't the Trix Rabbit ever learn?

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 14:27:45.
Edited on 2010-02-15 at 14:31:35 by Pit F(r)iend

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Well Played Good Sir! Huzzah!


*Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro" (Overture) plays in background*

Indeed, Sir Grugg, I cordially echo and support your succinct recriminations as to the boorish behaviour exemplified in recent "postings" although I shudder in revulsion to even assign such an apellation to those uncouth musings. *sips brandy with pinky raised* Verily, they have bear more resemblance to vulgar graffiti scrawled haphazardly upon fine Italian marble. Perchance, Sir Grugg, you would flatter me by accepting my invitation to retire to the conservatory where we might further converse on the proper cultivation of orchids? Splendid! A jolly time we shall have! Chumlee, bring another bottle of brandy and the caviar. Oh, once more, victory is mine!

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 14:10:53.
Edited on 2010-02-15 at 14:32:50 by Pit F(r)iend

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Proving that personality counts after all!


The addle-pated Djinn waves his burly arms and Poof! Women's undies are finally simple. That's 'cuz he put you right back in 1917 Soviet Union, The Communist Utopia, where there is only one kind of undies for female comrades. It may be gray and decidedly unflattering for any figure, but it is at least made in collective factories by upstanding Communists out of a breathable fiber derived from beets. (Hey, IRL they can make the stuff from bamboo, so quit whinin') In retaliation, Women Become Even More Complicated. Oh the horror! Where's a sphere of annihilation so I can just End It All!! FrakaFrakaFrakkity-Fie!

Wait, what? Am I corrupting this for you or me??

I wish to be more organized.

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 13:49:10.

Topic: Get To Know Your Inn Mates!
Subject: Can you find the Brian Regan Reference?


Favorite Show Growing Up: Battle of the Planets

Favorite Shoes: Timberlands

Favorite Book: Illusions the adventures of a Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

Favorite Candy: Godiva Chocolates

What do I hope to get out of being an Innmate: Camaraderie, laughs and making other people laugh/have as much fun as myself.

Personal Motto/Guiding Thought In Life: aut inveniam viam aut faciam (Latin, "I shall either find a way or make one."

Most commonly played PC Class: Cleric (wrath of God on tha foolz!)

Lose PC & Keep Gear or Keep PC & Lose Gear: Keep PC! Stuff is replaceable.

Favorite ToD to Post: On Weekends and Holidays and All Throughout May

Next question: Favorite Dragon (can be general or specific)



Posted on 2010-02-15 at 13:14:28.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Moebius Drive, Engage!


Spores

(Captain, I believe we've been here before.)

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 13:01:40.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: So long, and thanx for all the fish!


Could it be because you simply like long spicy meat sticks?

Nah, Can't be that simple. . .Aha! Pepperoni reconnects you with a genetic memory of the time when your ancestors worshiped Bahnazafranalaka, benevolent deity of Being Able to Eat in the Winter. See, way back in the day you could only eat what you freshly caught or found, and in the winter neither the hunting nor the gathering was all that plenty and many starved. Then Bahnazafranalaka (or "The Big 'B'" to his followers) took pity on the struggling folk and bequeathed unto them the secrets for preserving meat. For centuries or at least two weeks after, The Big B's supplicants renewed their covenant with him by preparing and then feasting on all manner of sausage. Salamis, Bolognas, Kielbasas, and the most venerated of all, the Pepperoni. It was the original sausage-fest!


Why wasn't Firefly more of a success?

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 12:52:52.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Sliding sideways on my Segway--Oh, Nooooes!


nefarious Bullywug hegemony.

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 12:43:00.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Movie Geek to the Rescue


The fine actor of which you speak is Jerry Orbach. Tsk, Meri. You left the door open wide for me to charge through (+2 to attack) and steal da win.

Dis thread--I winned it!

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 12:30:58.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: He's not fooling anyone he'll be dead in a minute anyway


Fingerprints

Posted on 2010-02-15 at 12:28:43.

Topic: Happy New Year!!
Subject: Meow?


Last Fire Tiger was '86 or '87. Wow. Phil Collins still rocked then. Bruce Willis had hair. Reagan made ketchup a vegetable in the public school lunch. Terrorists were actually punished for screwing with us. Good times.

Posted on 2010-02-14 at 00:11:56.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Just here to help ;)


Black Dragons. Totally. IMHO there is no core Dragon more "Meh" than Brass Dragons. Even the lowly Pewter and Burnt Sienna Dragons point and laugh at the Brasses.

Would you rather suffer a tax audit or Root Canal?

Posted on 2010-02-14 at 00:00:49.

Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: Thread necromancy engage


Dear Spellsomting Yipyup

Convince her you are simply ugly gnome. Elf and Gnome get along okay. Maybe she into shorter men. Go find Gnome man, keel him an take his cloth-es. Take his hair too remember cleen off blood first. Then maybe you have a shot. Better get good wing-man too (but not too good, you know?).

Matchmaker,
Ogre

Dear Ogre

Is there any good use for a bullette?

Curiously Signed,
Steve Irwin's Zombie


Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:43:37.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Bring out your dead!


Diagrams

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:36:22.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Thanks, guy!


Everyone is purple and racism ends. Yay! Wars of all kinds dwindle in frequency until at last they are no more. Double Yay! But hark, what is that in the sky? Why, its a legion of One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eaters and THEY HUNGER!!! Global carnage ensues! Welcome to Earth, population zero.


I wish to have the singing voice of Seal

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:28:46.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: IIIIICCKKK!


It spits nothing out, instead it pleads for prune juice--gallons of it! Failing that, syrup of ipecac, stat!

I feed it a RoboSapien, twenty AAA batteries and the new Rob Zombie CD


(And here we are back to Zombies. Son-of-a-lich!)


Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:06:41.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 23:10:56 by Pit F(r)iend

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Ask your questions, bridgekeeper i'm not afraid


and catastrophically implodes.

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:02:52.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Gruggkitteh Hungerz Again


Satisfaction

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:58:37.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Maybe a teensy bit ;)


^ has never watched Lost and is happy about that

> is missing this season because my recorder is muy untrustworthy

V Yep, just plain lost

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:54:31.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: And their BattleMaster


It spits out a garden gnome--with legs--so he can strike the Captain pose--and immediately falls over 'cuz he's a lightweight.


I feed it JJ Abrams and Tim Burton

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:49:29.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Steering towards more innocent fare


Snorks

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:45:38.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Oh you are just Evil!


Those are my two faves!! I'll stay "in character" and pick Blue dragons. I snapped the pic from 4ed MM and have it as one of my many desktop backgrounds (currently rocking the Mind Flayer from 4ed's Underdark book cover). Ps you can repaint plastic minis go to DDM Guild for tips if you're interested.

Hot Wheels or Matchbox?

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:31:30.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Indeed he is a scary dude


Rent New Jack City or Hulu an episode of Law and Order SVU.

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:26:06.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: doesn't have to be snazzy, just have fun :)


its fusion reactor

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:02:14.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Also ever notice


Ice-T is the only man in the world who can make a lisp sound absolutely terrifying? That's one telemarketer you don't hang up on!

Posted on 2010-02-13 at 21:57:06.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 21:58:41 by Pit F(r)iend

 


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