Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: "But the palindrome of Bolton would be. . .Notlob!"
Carve it into a roosting post for the Norwegian Blue Parrot--it sure sleeps a lot!
What's the limit on obscure Monty Python references on this site, anyway?
Posted on 2010-10-09 at 13:48:54.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Squirrel boy, what are doing in the tree?
It spits out a World of Warcraft player, using all her level 70 characters to solo Magtheridan's Lair! Look at 'er twitch, she oughta see a doctor. . .
I feed it a bottle of wine and Sad Keanu.
Posted on 2010-10-09 at 13:44:28.
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Topic: Pungeon Master
Subject: no. No. NOOO!
If Rich does become pungent, just give him the "Axe."
Perhaps he would develop a better nose for humor.
Once again, Rich sniffs out an adventure!
Listen, Search, Spot. . .SMELL coming in 5th Edition!
Posted on 2010-10-08 at 13:45:31.
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Topic: Pungeon Master
Subject: A punning we will go. . .
Just pm'ed you on that same thing. I'm sure he'll start a campaign for it to be a shirt design! 
Posted on 2010-10-08 at 13:28:29.
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Topic: Old Wiz page 15 is up
Subject: O.O!!
Want panel 2 as my desktop  !
"Understand running"? It would help if there were some inept knights banging two halves of coconut together.
Posted on 2010-10-08 at 11:58:30.
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Topic: Hi ^__^
Subject: look again, Grugg
We did, but they were banned, sorries, Grugg.
Beneath Alacrity's hat is every Ioun stone ever crafted from the darkest magics of Menzoberranzan, from the gnarled towers of the Red Wizards of Thay, from the soul-ripping nightmares of Lord Manshoon. There may even be a capuchin monkey stuffed under there. . .regardless, avert your mortal eyes, or be banned from the net altogether!!!!
No, seriously, your new banner=WIN.
Posted on 2010-10-08 at 11:31:02.
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Topic: Loaded Dice #58: Here I Come to Save the Day
Subject: The Infection is spreading quickly, Professor. . .
No, Tim--not you, too! 
I say we get back to the Sulaco and nuke the site from orbit. . .it's the only way to be sure. But seriously, good job as always! The swirly pattern of the (assumption on my part) Magic Missiles certainly gave the impression they were winging their way through the intervening allies toward their undead target. Coloring was fine, boss. Didn't even notice what Lyra was talking about until she pointed it out.
Posted on 2010-10-08 at 00:28:15.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: "General Smith, it would seem our project is. . .sentient."
The I-pod welcomed
Posted on 2010-10-07 at 23:52:19.
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Topic: Vote for the Inn
Subject: 5th!!!
Yes! 5th! Hold the Line!! To paraphrase Antoine Dodson, "Recruit yo' kids, recruit yo' wives, and recruit yo' husbands, too, cuz everyone needs to vote for RDI!"
*sigh of extreme relief!* there was a time recently I couldn't even find us in the top 100.
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 12:35:09.
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Topic: I have moved to London
Subject: Ody failed a Spell Check, I failed a Will Save
Does this mean a change of title is in order? Enjoy your new digs and experiences in England, Skari! Will be interested to hear your take on living there.
Ody, it's "Thames." Pronounced "temz." By the Lords of the Nine, that set my teeth on edge
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 11:22:47.
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Topic: Realms of Twilight Campaign Setting Available!
Subject: Bump
Buy this book! At least get the PDF--don't make me sic an Immolith on ya! 
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 11:12:26.
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Topic: Page 15 will be late
Subject: Hakuna-Matata!
If everything worked out to plan, wouldn't that be incredibly boring? Hey, at least I'll have something to look forward to when I wake up! 
Wow, if you could get paid to do this, wouldn't that be just the stuff? Delays or no, we appreciate the effort  !
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 11:09:03.
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Topic: Anagrams!
Subject: Beholder says what?
Fling by, peruse rays.
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 00:36:44.
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Topic: Long time listener, first time caller
Subject: But Wait, there's more!
Welcome and Well Met, Imiani!
You didn't think we were finished, right? Why, I don't believe you've been FaceLicked yet (psst! Here's a towel!).
I offer you my customary gifts of flowers and spiced mead! Enjoy your stay, new Innmate. Please vote for the Inn each day at the home page and check out our webcomics, Old Wizard and Loaded Dice! Any questions--I'm just a PM away.
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 10:54:02.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Munckin Blender!
It spits out Action Points
I feed it The Last Unicorn.
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 10:46:46.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: She's got { }, she knows how to use 'em. . .
Legs
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 09:14:01.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Joy!
Stimpy
(when I saw "Toast" I thought of Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy. Remember to drink your Ovaltine, kids!)
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 09:11:16.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: I miss Dragonlance :(
I am the TinkerGnome who dismantles the Portal--For Science!
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 09:07:30.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: What happens at the Inn. . .stays at the Inn
Success! You have baked Gully Dwarf Bread--high in fiber and small rocks.
I roll an Intimidate Check.
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:46:30.
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Topic: LD Guest comic: Loaded Dice go LARPing
Subject: Magic Missile!
I formally salute anyone who LARPs or who has ever LARPed! It takes more guts than talent to get onstage!
btw, Imiani, why don't you have an applaud yet? *takes out wand with sparkly star topper* Ding! There ya go.
(Edit: Not ashamed, boss--just utilizing common sense!)
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:30:18.
Edited on 2010-10-05 at 13:41:45 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Hehehe
It spits out Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
(too easy, once you added the rose petal)
I feed it a ukulele and Peter Cetera.
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:23:11.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Hello, and welcome to MoviePhone!
^ Was actually in "Cocktail," you'll find him in the deleted scenes.
< Stunt double for Hellboy
V Voiced Dungeon Master in the D&D cartoon series
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:19:47.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: @>>)--------------------------
setting off alarms
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:16:46.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: ka-pounce, ka-sproing, ka-YOINK!
Behold! The Addle-pated Djinn grants you the world's most perfect cup of coffee--only ya didn't specify what world's perfect cup, and in this case that world would be Neptune. The coffee tastes of butterscotch and lime, with just a hint of Naphthalene for that extra kick. Eol tries it, and simply quips "needs more liquid egg product."
I wish for Scrat ("Ice Age") to finally get that acorn.
(btw, Ody, that last response was brilliant!)
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:13:09.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: just lovely
barking and sneezing
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:05:06.
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