Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Gimme more dots. . . and more dots. .. . .. . . .. . . .. ..
Pella (brand of replacement windows)
Posted on 2010-02-06 at 21:36:33.
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Topic: Back and ready to play!
Subject: Yaaahh-Hooo!
Awesome to have you back!! 
Posted on 2010-02-06 at 21:18:55.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: It's all good
By "Now" I mean at the time the post is read. Not Like WikiQuotes or Brian Regan are going off-world anytime soon. 
Posted on 2010-02-05 at 05:03:06.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: But Then. . .dunh-Dunh-DUNNNH!
As the DVM continues to behave like a quasi-singularity, it sucks in MegaMaid, a ginormous housekeeping ship-robot, and just before MegaMaid is slurped up by the DVM she (say it with me, kiddies) "goes from suck to blow!" Counteracting the DVM's ravenous intake. The resulting trauma reverses the DVM's actions and it violently regurgitates the contents (ingoing as well as output) from the last ten pages of posts.
"And on the seventh day, he rested."
Ctrl+Alt+Del
I feed it a box of Twinkies and some grape soda
Posted on 2010-02-05 at 04:52:45.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: *snicker*
Tchotchkes
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 14:40:26.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: *ahem*
Trust me you will. Relieve your confusion I shall. Do a Google search on Brian Regan. Not only is his rotflol funny, but he's really clean. You could go to one of his shows and take your grandparents without worry for their sensitive sensibilities.
Hi I'm back from WikiQuotes where I darn near died reading Brian Regan schtick. Oh the pain, the sweet sweet pain of laughter prolonged. Suggest y'all go there too as in Now.
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 14:28:50.
Edited on 2010-02-04 at 15:25:29 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Trust me, this fits here rather than NFL Football 2009
Presented for your approval, portrait of a nervous man stuck in traffic and held hostage by the malfunctioning horn of his friend's car which he borrowed to travel to. . .The Limits Of the Imagination.
*Honk!* Yay! Go my favorite sports team, go!
*HonK* Alright! They just scored, er, a Goal Unit! Whoo!
*Hu-HoNk!* Yes, defeat the opponents! Soundly! In the Skirmish!
*HooonnnKk!!* aw jeez--Achieve the Pennant--In the Conference of Divisions!
and now we rejoin my mind's regular programming, already in progress. . .
"Brian?" "Whaaat?" "Give me the plural of 'Moose'." "MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of Moosen eating the grass, no the greese! In the woods--the WOODSEN. Many much Moosen eating the greese in woodessin. In the woodedessin." "What are you an imbecile, Brian?" "Imbesullin." "What, are you speaking German now?" "German, Germane, Germaine Jackson! Michael, TITO!!"
Yes, I'm just one of the few, the nuts, the Fans Of Brian Regan!!
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 13:00:32.
Edited on 2010-02-04 at 13:07:53 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: So who was your first?
Subject: Oh a trip down Amnesia Lane. . .
Back in 1982 I had a character I called Lord Garth even though he was not 11th level which was the technical prerequisite to be called "Lord" anything. Anyone remember those halcyon days? Later on I ran a whole party by myself with a neighbor kid as DM (gotta game somehow, eh?). The cool factor for that group was they all took nonweapon proficiencies in musical instruments, and between adventures they played for coin in taverns. I think they all died horribly in Tomb of Horrors. (Darn, giving hints to my age category again. tsk) Later in 2nd ed I had an elf wizard Olric Darksky who was on a quest to hunt down his drow half-brother. He was funny--married a Kender healer, died in Raistlin's tower (branded with a crescent moon on his face as a result) changed sex at least once, and became a dragonrider. My DM gave me a dragon that let's face it was Falcor from Neverending Story. Enh. Oh, and Olric wore this Yellow Dragonhide armor that could produce a Flame Strike 3/Day. Thanks for starting the thread! 
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 12:30:20.
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Topic: Hey everyone.
Subject: Oh, what a relief!
Sometimes they smite evil first, ask questions later 
If I allow them a later that is. . .*snicker*
All kidding aside, wish you nothing but fun, fun, fun here at Red Dragon Inn. Tell your friends about us, please! Any questions at all just ask/PM away.
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 12:14:30.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: HeHeHe and then
Flair
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 08:02:35.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: my other car is a BattleMaster ;)
dramatically increase the
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:57:14.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Didja know J Cleese Hated Cats??
It spits out Purple Killer Bees!
I feed it A Flock of Seagulls
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:52:46.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: 'nother 80's band
(The) Police
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:49:16.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: vodka pudding shots?? Pass.
Duct tape. Duct tape and ziploc bags will keep you alive during the Zombie Apocalypse.
New York or Chicago pizza *ducks under cover in anticipation*
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:46:54.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: like to keep it on the. . .
Level 
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 07:43:57.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Och, too easy, lass!
navel
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 04:53:56.
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Topic: Hey everyone.
Subject: Whee! New innmates!
*the floor begins to shake with heavy rhythmic steps. Small children and animals bolt from the scene. Suddenly a 12 foot tall red scaly fanged creature with bat wings appears before you, and presents a small bouquet of flowers*
Greets and well met! *gives flowers, then offers a flagon of spiced mead* Oh, by your dripping face, I see you've met Eol! Umm, just asking, you wouldn't happen to be a _paladin_ perchance? Oh well in any case I'm glad you came in out of the cold we're sure to be getting a storm in any day now.
*claps monstrous hands sharply* Now, who's up for some Three Dragon Ante??
Posted on 2010-02-04 at 04:47:04.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: most often heard in. . .
Traffic
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 09:41:06.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: all you need is love, love is all you need
afraid that the
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 09:39:02.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: mmmm, babies
natal
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 09:34:11.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: For Resistance Is Futile
Ion neglected to answer your question for he is secretly in league with Xenu, cruel galactic dictator, and answering your question would jeopardize The Plan. You know, The Plan to infect all humanity with squalene injections masquerading as H1N1 vaccinations which are funded by the Bilderberger Institute to reduce human population to "A more manageable number" so that when 2012 comes there will be fewer people barging into the secret government survival bunkers built under that airport outside of Denver, even though the bunkers will be protected by super-soldiers in the MK-ULTRA program and can be activated by a simple code word given via phone call. And lets not forget the Philadelphia Experiment, aka Project Rainbow which will let Xenu and his cronies leave the planet via wormhole junctures in space-time...but perhaps I've said too much already.
What is the "Meatrix"?
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 08:01:09.
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Topic: The Sarcasm Game
Subject: Indeed! ;)
(And Merideth, if you could remember to put the new cover sheets on your outgoing TPS reports, thatwouldbegreeaaaat, m'kay? Thanks.)
I just love the snow here, more and more with each passing day, for with each passing day there is more and more snow arriving for me to love. And let us not forget the rednecks and their four-wheel drives who like to play in the snow and the snow-packed residential streets no matter the time of day or if there are children about. Yea verily my adoration for the white fluffy stuff knows no bounds even when it transmogrifies into the hard icy slick stuff that my car's tires seem to be prejudiced against. Why, tires, are your rubber radial hearts filled with such hate for the beautiful snow piling up?
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 07:51:07.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: As many as he pleases gottaproblemwitdat? :)
It spits out snarky talking Tootsie Rolls. "Nice store ya got here. It'd be a shame if something _happened_ to it, y'know?"
I feed it the GruggKitty
(ps most of my stuffed animals are dragons if that's a better mental pic one is even the Vorpal Bunny from Holy Grail )
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 04:56:36.
Edited on 2010-02-03 at 04:58:03 by Pit F(r)iend
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: toga. . .Toga. . TO-GAAA!
Yes Romans of course, with 100% more flagarance! Love me some decadent flagarance!
Pudding or Jello?
Posted on 2010-02-03 at 04:53:13.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Depends on who u ask
Dater
Posted on 2010-02-02 at 08:02:50.
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