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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: A Butter Battle!

Pathological Liars are from the Pathos Kingdom, while Compulsive Liars are from the Compulsia Kingdom. The two are constantly fighting with each other. The cause of this fighting stems to the fact that the Pathos claim that the Compulsians eat their bread with the butter side down (however due to their tendecy to overstate the truth, this is a lie, and the Compulsians don't even eat bread, but only rolls and then only on Sundays). While the Compulsians claim that the Pathos have stolen their sacred ceremonial butter dish (however it was in fact the Kleptomanians in a neighboring kingdom who are responsible for that, but the Compulsians do not believe the Pathos when they tell them that, due to a long history of lying). So now the two throw bread at each other across their connecting borders and it is unlikly that peace will ever come.

What exactly does one have to do to get a better title than 'Newbie' around here?

((omg! It worked! ))

Posted on 2008-06-03 at 15:29:07.
Edited on 2008-06-03 at 15:48:02 by Merideth

Topic: What Should You Be Doing Right Now?
Subject: delinquents r us

I am work, and thus should probably be doing work stuff, like processing the pile of invoices on my desk. But that is so boring... so I'm doing this

Posted on 2008-06-03 at 14:35:43.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Grugg, Grugg & Grugg

No Grugg, despite the fact that you think you see three of you in the mirror, I promise there is only one.

Alright, who fed Grugg the mushrooms?

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 18:30:44.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Guess Grugg Made It

It spits out a stone Grugg.

I feed it a first place ribbon and a thumb tack...

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 18:02:57.

Topic: What's in an Adventure
Subject: A Knight to Remember

Strange things have been going on at Castle Idylicom. A scullery maid has gone missing, dead rats have been found under the banquet tables, rooms have been found with the furniture on the ceiling instead of the floor, screams are heard at dawn, and worst of all the princess has had three pairs of shoes disappear from her dressing room (this has caused the most greif amongst the residents as the princess is simply irrate and is not letting anyone forget).

Sitting in front of a warm fire one night in the great hall the fire suddenly goes cold on an unlikely group of servants, royalty, and talking animals decides that this mischeif cannot go on. Pulling together their strengths, and falling over their weaknesses, they set off to question the mysterious Amelden Kaip, a knight. Will they determine that the knight is responsible? And if he is, what are his reasons, and does he act alone or under the orders of someone more powerful?

Watch For:
The Tooth Slayer

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 17:41:49.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Bubbles

^ Fed the Grugg a fishstick.

> Would personally prefer to eat shrimp.

v Is allergic to sea food.

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 16:39:41.

Topic: Salutations
Subject: 'Ello

Welcome Welcome.

I'm new around here too, I joined up for kinda the same reasons, my job is dreadfully boring and allows me time to play online. Yay!
I've found the posting games to be helpful in keeping my brain from eating itself while I'm at work... would that be a labotomy?
Anywho... welcome and hope to see you around.

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 16:11:17.

Topic: Greetings and salutations!
Subject: Greetings and Salutations Back

Well I haven't been here long myself, but welcome nonetheless. Hope to see you around.

Posted on 2008-06-02 at 15:53:58.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: More things off my desk...

It spits out a Black Widow.

I feed it a bottle of honey, half a tube of neosporin, and three tea bags...

Posted on 2008-05-30 at 16:35:26.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Melons are icky

^ Has brusied knuckles from over thumping.
> Lets Rudolph play Othello with her.
v Watches American Idol, religiously.

Beat me too it, oh well... deal

Posted on 2008-05-30 at 16:05:52.
Edited on 2008-05-30 at 16:07:16 by Merideth

Topic: What's in an Adventure
Subject: The Molten Sands of the Glass Sea

A Pirate Adventure

Captain Sully Wade ruled the seas with a ruthless hand. But waiting on the coasts of Abailine was the one woman who could turn that ruthless hand into the most tender of touches, Dyceen. When a tragic accident befalls Dyceen, Captian Wade is left in despair until he finds a letter written in the hand of his love before her death. Her words call to him from beyond the grave, explaining that she was not what she appeared to be, a simple dairy maid, but was a princess of the Glass Sea, who had been stolen as an infant by Scurvy Charles (one of Captain Wade's greatest enemies). She had escaped Scurvy and met Captain Wade while trying to return home, only after falling in love with Wade decided not to go. The letter gives Wade hope, who bundles up his love in the finest of silks, prepares his crew and ship and sets sail for the Glass Sea. There he hopes that her powerful father King Medias will be able to bring his daughter back from the darkness of death.
The journey will not be an easy one, as Scurvy has also heard and intends to stop them, not to mention sea monsters, storms, venom spitting fish, and the guards of the Glass Sea. Will Captian Sully Wade save his love, or will he join her in death?

Look for:
Dungeon of the Demon Spot

Posted on 2008-05-30 at 15:49:17.

Topic: What's in an Adventure
Subject: Under Solid Pressure, now available in paperback

Years ago the Dark Mistress Valoyrn secreted her mystical powers of evil inside a diamond while her castle was seized by Lord Katen. Her minions escaped with the diamond and hid it in the Exploding Mountian, a volcano rising from the mists of the rain forest. The years have past and most have forgotten the dark time when Dark Mistress Valoyrn ruled the land, but not all. In a time when peace has taken over there are still minions about who seek to retrive the diamond from it's molton home and recall their evil master. Can a small band of heros rise up and destroy the evil surrounding the volcano, while it threatens to erupt, before they can find the diamond and summon an ancient evil?

Look for other exciting titles like:
Barrows of the Forgetten

Posted on 2008-05-29 at 19:10:04.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: "Feed Me Seymore"

I hate... I hate... I hate... whiners. There is nothing more annoying than someone who simply complains about their life. Just ask my husband and five year old step daughter how much I hate it when they do... so I'll take the no opinons, they'd just better like mine *big grin*

Venus Fly Trap...

Posted on 2008-05-29 at 18:39:52.

Topic: Just a ello or hello or...
Subject: From one newbie to another...

Wanted to say hello! I've been here about a week and so far I like it alot. The posting games have been a great way to waste time at work, and keep my brain functioning (I numbingly enter data into the computer all day...). Hope to see you around!

Posted on 2008-05-29 at 17:11:02.

Topic: Vote for the Inn
Subject: Voted

Well I voted for us...
and since my old account with Mystic Realms was still active apparently, I also voted for them, but not as nicely (you guys are not as snobby as they were, I like it here )

Posted on 2008-05-29 at 16:29:53.
Edited on 2008-05-29 at 16:30:48 by Merideth

Topic: Your Inner D&D Character
Subject: The Inner Me

Well not to any one's surprise:
Lawful Good Halfling Rouge

Although I expected to be a cleric, so I guess it is a little surprising.
Always knew I was lawful good, stupid conscience!

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 19:29:12.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: stupid vending machine

^ Was a vending machine in a past life

< Already fed the vending machine, so get off my back

v Runs with scissors

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:46:29.

Topic: Bumper Stickers
Subject: actually did see this once... on a minivan... full of children

Please take pity on me I have an STD

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:38:51.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: the things you'll find on my desk...

It spits out a dancing cleric.

I feed it an albino bison...

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:31:21.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: my chin

some kind of chin tuck. I'm really skinny but have this genetically flabby chin... (thanks alot mom!) so I've always got this double chin, especially in pictures, I'd love to get rid of that.

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 18:20:35.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Grinches and weevils, oh my!

That the Grinch saw Who's is not true. The Grinch was convinced that he saw Who's by that terrible little dog, who was only after getting more Christmas presents than he deserved.

Why do the weevils ALL wear matching jumpsuits? And where did they get them?

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 17:22:02.

Topic: G'day
Subject: Thank You All

Well thank you all for the very warm welcome. I feel very warm and fuzzy inside now

Posted on 2008-05-28 at 14:59:39.

Topic: G'day
Subject: G'day

G'day everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. I be Merideth (Meri, or apparently Jack, for short). Just popped in here today and am hoping to join in the fun. I am mainly interested in Medieval RP, possibly D&D and most defiantly non-dice games. I've been RPing in rule free sites for almost 13 years now.
So pleased to meet you all and please let me know if you have any open positions in those non-dice games Thanks!

Posted on 2008-05-22 at 18:34:20.


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