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Found and fixed the bug on Cidal fantasy surnames!  Need to update the add mechanism, because the seeding has an issue, but I'll get that tonight.

I would only use a trap like that where it made sense - i.e. a powerful wizard's inner chambers or something, or in a beer & pretzels dungeon crawl.

Kith has lockpicks, yes.  From the look of the door, this will be a simple feat to open.

Too dark to see everything from here.  Cannot tell if there are any other exits from that large room.  If so, they would be behind the dais. 

Poor Ch'dau.  Just a squelching noise and an unpleasant stickniness to remember him by. 

Post is up.

The party moves cautiously, quietly toward the far end of the antechamber.  The lit torches cast an orange light that strikes a noticeable contrast to the greenish glow of the wall sconces.  The warmer orange light does serve to dispel more of the shadows, it seems.

Moving as you do gives you a nice view through the doorway.  The next chamber is much larger, with what appears to be an altar of some sort upon a raised dais.  Wall sconces are set at regular intervals, with their greenish light ensuring that the large chamber is not dark - though shadow nestles throughout it.  It appears to be empty of any living (or unliving) creatures.

The wooden door is well worn, with an iron doorknob that appears smooth from many interactions over time.  Visible inspection reveals nothing of interest; no traps, no sigils, though it does appear to have a simple locking mechanism in place. 

Midge mutters under his breath as his fingers weave a pattern in the air, then turns his gaze upon the door.  "I feel no enchantments here," he states simply.  "He looks all around the antechanber and into the altar room.  "No more magic anywhere that I can perceive at the moment," he adds. 

Cool.  One "Polymorph other" cominng online. 

The antechabber itself is bare, with walls of stone and a floor to match.  A doorway in the north wall leads to a larger, more open chamber - which appears to have more of the green light within.  A wooden door sits closed at the northwest corner. 

Doorway number one, or door number two?

Hey folks,

Went to make a game post, but... I can't. 

Are we headed through the open archway, or are we investigating the closed wooden door?

lol

Okay, points to you.

I mean, that's an apropos pun, no doubt... but somebody already used cheddar on this page. 

So I'm torn...

Wow. 

Somebody's a tryhard...

Considering he commented that I gouda done better... 

And now, Roger has threatened to ban me from my own website's fan page. 

Two guys fighting at a renn fest or the like.  One holds a rapier, the other a large block of cheese obviously photoshopped in.

Guy 1: "How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?"

Guy 2: "IT'S EXTRA SHARP!"

More great dad joke goodness on Facebook today!

I just need poeple in general to post. 

Glad you had a good time, man!

It's not a big deal - Cedric hasn't had a lot to do yet. 

I got some really neat results, too.

I'll see if I can do some additions later on to space these into clan names.

Fantabulous!

Hopefully, I'll get this bug fixed soon. 

Awesome, man.  Thanks for the effort! 

Hope to get the script fixed tonight.

I have found the bug (as evidenced by my ugly debug text all over the page).  Now to figure out why it is happening, and to fix it.

Good edit.  I like Aranwen more and more with every post.

Oh, sorry.  "moist EXcretions."  Not "moist SEcretions."

My bad!